mohawk

A hairstyle in which the sides of the head are shaved and the remaining hair in the middle of the scalp is worn spiked up. Often associated with punks. Such a hairstyle also has a way of making a fellow look gay.

Kenny,Kevin,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Bill,Tom,Harun,Uriah,Hayden,Harvey,Harold,Jason,Fargo,Theo and Ulysees all just got mohawks. Are they punks or gays?
Best friends Jake and Dwayne and their gay husbands Keith and Kevin all have mohawks. They have even made a video of themselves,entitled "Jake and Keith,and Dwayne and Kevin-gays with mohawks.

by JMC70 October 16, 2017

mohawk

Favorite hairstyle of anarchists, punks, losers, etc. A mohawk can usually be found where the outcasts of the outcast crowd hang out: like in an inner-city alley, or at Berkley-U. Male individuals with mohawks usually don't have a job or a girlfriend, usually have a boyfriend, and most likely hate their parents.

If you have mohawk you should be thrown in prison and send to a re-education camp.

by craivenmorhed April 9, 2008

Mohawk

1.A hairstyle whereas sides are shaved off leaving hair in the middle to be spiked.
2.A hairstyle which some pussy wanna-be gangsters cut an inch of their short hair and said they had a very shitty Mohawk, known to those with proper Mohawks as Fohawk.

1. Jon- "Damn, check out his ten inch Mohawk, that's some sick ass shit!"
2. Jon- "Check out that little wanna-be pussy with his fucking half inch Mohawk!"
Josh- "I know, what a little fucking Fohawk.

by (it's a secret) September 5, 2009

mohawked psycho

a person who is liable to pulling many a stephens

Damn!... this milk is good fool! said the mohawked psycho.

by Geoffrey mohawk July 30, 2008

crack mohawk

Brianna the coolest person alive; a term she randomly shouts out that makes jack laugh

Jack: "Yah that movie was cool."
Brianna: "CRACK MOHAWK"

by jacksta May 1, 2008

Irish Mohawk

The Irish Mohawk is a "Backwards Mohawk" where somebody shaves straight down the middle of somebody head (nearly 100% involuntarily) due to large amounts of alcohol consumption...the Irish Mohawk is named such because like the Irish it is Backwards

Guy 1: dude that guy just passed out!!

Dude: i know huh, know what im thinking ;)

Guy 1: no...But who the fuck cares lets give him an Irish Mohawk

Dude: Sweeet

by That Dude guy March 7, 2011

Pink Mohawk

Teenage homosexuals who try to fit in with girls because they usually have a tiny pee-wee cannon. Also can be described as pussy middleschoolers who have been raped that don't have the testes to admit it.

Teddy hated his life so much, that he made girls give him a Pink Mohawk to make him look cool over the internet. Teddy doesn't have any male friends anymore...

by /\/\oses January 17, 2009