Michoacán sprinkler

When you’re all fucked up trying to impress a girl with the helicopter dance and you piss all over her carpet

“Yo I just stayed the night at homegirls”

“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””

“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”

by SatanicHispanicInaPanic October 13, 2021

micho

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by ELFdioEquisde July 11, 2022

micronucer

the thing you put leftover food in to heat it up

take your leftovers in the micronucer so you can have it for diner again tonight

by Tayler06 February 22, 2009

micronuke

to microwave food until luke warm due to extreme hunger.

Dude, the micronuked pizza was hella good for the first few bits. I'm going to have to put it in the microwave again now that i have the patience to wait.

by ginger_wonder January 14, 2010

micronet

the act of an old person using the web for very little

grandmas on the micronet

by macronetingontop May 18, 2014

Micronation

A "model country", usually one that is operated solely by one person or a small group of people, in rare cases they may catch media attention for a short time or become fairly large and or popular locally, many of the larger or more known micronations can include the NRNA, Sealand, Molossia,Ladonia and the ArcanianState. Most micronations are hobbies or simulated nations operating Soley off of the Internet on applications such as Kik,Facebook or Twitter.

I want to make a micronation, but I don't think I can get more than 30-40 members

by Writer41134 December 5, 2016

micronutritism

Religion based off the consumption of smoothies and the belief that every soul is a certain flavor. Enlightenment is reached when the soul ingests it's synonymous flavor. Rituals take place on new moons, full moons, and leap day. Every new moon Smoothites gather their ingredients and depending on their month's flavor combinations, they will either bury or freeze their components. (Freezing and burying will ensure that the ingredients stay fresh and are purified by the Earth and it's natural forces. However if your ingredients rot or are damaged in some way, do not ingest. This combination was not your souls match and it was the Gods warning you so. However some sects believe in eating the rotten ingredients in an attempt to reach enlightenment however this just annoys the smoothie gods and they won't warn you about wrong combos again.) Every full moon, the ingredients are dug up or thawed and blended into a smoothie. If the combination is correct enlightenment shall be reached if not, the next full moon is another chance. Every leap year true believers take the leap day to travel to find an exotic or extremely fresh ingredients. Many believe this day to be sacred and bring good luck in correct combinations. Word of caution, if one dies before finding their souls smoothie, they will be reincarnated as a lesser being until they finally find their flavor combination.

"I can't wait for leap day! I'm traveling to Antarctica to find a rare toot that might be my missing ingredient!"
"Oh I didn't know you practiced micronutritism! I've always wanted to get into that."

by RiriRascal January 19, 2017