MERP

Mutually Exclusive Romantic Partnership

Friend: Are you two together?
Me: Well, we're actually in a merp.

by iponpoc July 31, 2020

Merp

Often used when you’re haveing a conversation over messages or online and a conversation turn akward. You use merp to break the silence.

Today was so fun

Yea ikr

What’re you talking about?

We all went to the park it was soooo fun

But you didn’t invite me...

* Awkward silence *

Merp

by M€oooooow September 27, 2020

merp merp

It literally means nothing ang

Sam: Lauren I I love you
Lauren: merp merp

by lillongo October 10, 2020

Merp

a way of non-human communicating mostly in furries. merp is also a way of saying multiple things based off of what you capitalize it as. Merp (m--er--p) means "love" mErp (M--or---p) means "hate"and MERP (m--ar--p) means "crap"

"i'm gonna MERP on your head because i mErp you and then Sasha wont Merp you anymore."

by Moonstar of shadowclan October 30, 2023

what the merp

Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy

Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!

by geezerpleaser69 November 9, 2023

Merp

Descriptive word for a male who is awkward and indecisive towards women.

Will is merp when he is talking to Bri

by sporty14 January 19, 2024

Merp

Created by the East Coweta Cross Country Varsity Girls team, Merp simply means Merp. There is no definition. Merp means Merp.

Varsity Girl: “MERP!”
The Other Varsity Girls: “MERP!”

by rchlxc December 9, 2023