person 1: I just fucked your girlfriend
person 2: Merp
Person 1: OMG! You just won the lottery!
Person 2: Merp
Person 1: Do you mind merping me to the bank?
person 2: Merp
Person 1: OMG! You just won the lottery!
Person 2: Merp
Person 1: Do you mind merping me to the bank?
by OG Guru April 29, 2018
by Word Truther August 16, 2019
merp
a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation. Founded by a man living in Wisconsin.
a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation. Founded by a man living in Wisconsin.
by Smurry8 June 15, 2017
An evolved greeting deriving from a strange not-quite-meow of a kitten. Since first being introduced, "Merp" is now an acceptable word to use as much as possible, to confuse non-merpers and to connect with the crazy cat community, and is slowly being used more often in everyday life.
Can also be used as an adverb (Merpy), a noun (e.g. silly Merp!) or verb (She was Merping)
Can also be used as an adverb (Merpy), a noun (e.g. silly Merp!) or verb (She was Merping)
by AliasDictionary December 1, 2017
What you say when you don't have an adequate response and are somewhat embarrassed or insecure about the subject matter.
Jack: So, how do your parents feel about us going out?
Annie: Merp.
Mom: How prepared are you to file your own taxes for the first time?
Jimmy: Merp.
Chris: What will it take for you to admit that you like me?
Lindsey: Merp!
Annie: Merp.
Mom: How prepared are you to file your own taxes for the first time?
Jimmy: Merp.
Chris: What will it take for you to admit that you like me?
Lindsey: Merp!
by Lynxical February 10, 2016
The word ‘merp’ is indeed used in awkward situations. It is commonly used by a homosapien species called ‘Merp’ and if it is fancy, a ‘Merpington’. A merp, will always say merp, even in it is not awkward. Some use it on quizzes or tests if they do not know the answer.
For example:
IN CHECKING TESTPAPERS/ETC
Girl 1: Hey you’ll be checking my wuiz and vice versa!
Girl 2: Okay then!
Girl 1: Uhm What’s ‘merp’? Is it a valid ans-
Girl 2: Merp.
IN AWKWARD SITUATIONS
Boy: I really li-
Girl: Merp. I am a Merpington, not a Merp.
Boy: merp..
IN CHECKING TESTPAPERS/ETC
Girl 1: Hey you’ll be checking my wuiz and vice versa!
Girl 2: Okay then!
Girl 1: Uhm What’s ‘merp’? Is it a valid ans-
Girl 2: Merp.
IN AWKWARD SITUATIONS
Boy: I really li-
Girl: Merp. I am a Merpington, not a Merp.
Boy: merp..
by vanillarie December 4, 2017