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I first heard the word "merp" in April 1984 when I started a new job. A fellow named Irwin Arnstein, one of the more unique computer programmers on the team, used it instead of "Hi. How you doing?" the very first time I passed him in the hallway, I stopped and asked what he meant and he explained it was a word he used when he passed someone, wanted to be polite and acknowledge their presence but didn't actually want to engage in a conversation about how their day or life was going. I got the impression from Irwin and other people in the office that he had made up the word some time earlier,

A few years later a short section of concrete sidewalk was poured near my office. Late that night I was one of the last people to leave the office and saw the cement was still curing. On impulse I knelt down and wrote "Merp!" and added a smiley face in the wet cement. Last time I looked (1993) it was still there. I'm curious if it's still there today. The address is 222 Municipal Drive, Richardson, Texas. The company is long gone now, but the building is still there (at least on Google Streetview). The cement in question was about halfway between the main doors facing South and the SW corner of the building if someone wants to go look. :)
I could day "How are you?" but since I don't actually want to know I'll just say "Merp".
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a gojo kinnie. need i say more? /hj

my buruzza, a chaotic friend, fun to talk to, fun to play games with
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To do something to the absolute best that it can possibly be done
"I'm about to merp the fuck out of this shit"
"Merpin this scalp rn"
"I'm about to merp this hoe"
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To do something so legend you merped it, can also be used as "merp" or "merpin
"I just merped this level"
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Merp can be used as a yes ,no,or maybe,depending on the tone.It can be used to avoid answering too.
Person1:did you get my text?
Person2:(merp)
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The sound you make when you forget that you are painting and get paint all over yourself Merp!
Johnny was painting and he got paint all over himself and he said Merp!!
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A word said for no reason, and most commonly used from 2000-2013. This was described as cringy and sad for a lot of reasons. Luckily, it is no longer in use.
Jake: Hey man! What's up?
Ryan: Oh you know, just the regular merp.
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