merkin

to dress better than someone so that they could be jealous or hate on you

Look at Sheree out here merkin these hoes with dat outfit, keep it pimpin

by Sheree aka Mz. New Orleans August 9, 2006

mersi

A huge dick. A guy who doesn't care about anyone but himself. Messes up everything he has because of his stupid actions. Chooses drugs over love. Someone who causes heartbreak and only craves conflict. Should never be trusted.

I have been torn down and broken by mersi. Mersi is like a hurricane that never stops

by Thetruthofheartace January 26, 2018

merkin

An artificial vagina

I chopped a hole in that watermellon, and used it as a merkin.

by SWMD August 6, 2004

Merking

A way of obtaining stuck materials from a vending machine by vigorously shaking your ass and rapidly bumping said vending machine. This should result in the vending machine in releasing it's goodness while entertaining witnesses.

Hey Man... I need merking this machine... my Pepsi is stuck.

by acemanaceman May 29, 2014

merkin

A Cigarette Lighter, Used to light cigarettes.

Set us that merkin, will you?

by DrummerJonny August 14, 2007

marksicle

COOLEST, HOTTEST, SEXIEST, ASIAN EVER. you should so want him in your pants.

dayum, i'd so tap marksicle.

by lesliebakessssss. June 15, 2008

Merkin Zombs

The act of having sexual relations with members of the opposite sex.

Bro #1: Yo man I went to the club with all my bros last night, and got reckless.
Bro #2: Word, how'd it go?
Bro #1: We all took the bitties back to the house and we were all Merkin Zombs all night.
Bro #2: Brotacular.

by Field Of Dreamz February 22, 2011