merkinball

an old term that means a stand or holder for a pubic hair wig, also a pearl jam single

my merkinball is huge

by JT February 10, 2004

merkin

Translated from olde english, merkin mean a pubic hair wig. Which today are very rare aliek the term itself.

Shopkeeper (1643):A mirkin for your quim, me lady?

Feminist (2005): RAPE!

by jackal8 July 31, 2005

Merenda

1. (v) to drive slow, while playing "drive slow", while playing padiddle.
2. (adv)(Merendaly) to repeatedly apologize for nothing in particular
3. (adj) Being the most gangst-UH est purr-son EVAH! Fucka what?!?! suck on that bitch.

1.(v) Person 1- "Hey, lets go merenda in my car later!"
Person 2- "Okay, make sure the jams are bumpin"
2.(adv) Person 1- "Omg, i'm so sorry!"
Person 2- "It's okay, stop being merendaly"
3.(adj) Yo, bein a merenda, is like da most gangst-UH est thang, EVA! Don't be hatin on ma shit, bitch. Peace out FUCKAS!

by gagsta-love101 February 2, 2008

merkin

a) A pubic wig

b) A citizen of the United States of America, particularly of the 'flyover states'

Ah'm prahd ter be a Merkin.

by enitharmon March 17, 2005

merkin

In parts of Brooklyn and Deep East Texas, a merkin is a unit of measurement in between a smidge and a schmear.

Sweetie, would you like a smidge of honey on your cornbread?
No thank you ma'am but could I get a merkin of jam instead?

by mrjsweezy July 28, 2012

merkin

A merkin in the gay and lesbian set in Hollywood refers to a "usually" straight male escorting a gay woman to public events so as to attempt to camouflage the lesbian's secret sapphic lifestyle.

"T", the (secretly gay) actress is photogrpahed at the red carpet premiere holding onto "J", a well-known straight actor. People think they're "dating". He's her MERKIN for the evening.

by Fentress June 5, 2005

Merment

Slang for moment.

"ooo, not doing very well at the merment"

by Jammo March 14, 2004