poor man's menses

1. When a man is a fiend for having sex whilst the woman is on the rag, but cannot find himself a menstruating woman, he secretly squirts ketchup into the woman's vaginal canal before sex.

2. When a man's girlfriend is not on the pill, and he wants to cum inside her when she isn't actually on the rag. He secretly squirts ketchup inside her vaginal canal whilst she sleeps so she wakes up thinking she has her period.

Woman: "My entire reproductive tract is ruined from poor man's menses".

- or -

Woman: "I don't know how I keep getting pregnant while I'm on the rag!"
Man: "Maybe it's all the poor man's menses I've been squirting inside you?"

- or -

Abortionist: "What the hell is that??"
Woman: "Poor man's menses and a week-old fetus?"

- or -

OBGYN: "What the hell is that?"
Woman: "I don't know, but it goes great with french fries!"

- or -

OBGYN: "Damn, this goes well with french fries!"

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

Meese

The true Plural of Moose

Wow, that is a lot of Meese!

by Ben Hadley June 17, 2008

Meeses

1) The driving force behind the revolutionary religion of Meesism. The religion is led by two individuals that will remain unnamed. If the wrath of Meeses is invoked, the perpetrator shall be mailed boxes upon boxes of crazed, horny, rabid weasels.

2) More than one moose.

1) Do not invoke the wrath of the meeses.

2) While in Canada, I saw several meeses.

by Lok Reaver February 16, 2004

meese

plural of mice

Ah look it's meese!

by meesesroxmysoxyo May 30, 2009

minesexual

When your minecraft homie starts to try to get girls in minecraft and have sex with them. Basicaly that one gay kid in class who cant get a girl in school so he plays minecraft and makes a fake profile for himself.

Person 1: Oi do you know that kid who goes to the library every day during recess and lunch and plays minecraft?

Person 2: Oh yeah hes a minesexual, he plays minecraft to get minecraft GF's

by TheGayestKidOutThere May 7, 2018

meese

A herd of multiple mooses that live in Canada. They all wear Logan Paul merch and always dab on every hater. Especially the jealous and ungrateful deer. They are all Beliebers and frolic thru fields of cornstarch, consuming maple donuts all the while. Too bad they've all got type 2 diabetes now.

Shoot them on sight. Please. For the love of all that is sane.

Look at all those meese. Yes, that's a word.

by josiaheverson May 18, 2018

Meese

The plural of moose because fuck being normal

Look at all those meese

by Nick’s wise words July 25, 2018