Memphis, Tn

1) Home of the Blues
2) Birth place of Rock & Roll
3) Largest city in Tennessee
4) Southeastern most city in Tennessee
5) Most dangerous city in Tennessee
6) Most racially diverse city in Tennesse
7) Home to Fed Ex
8) Home to the Grizz
9) Home to the Red Birds
10) Home to the Tigers
11) Home to St. Jude
12) Home to Dyer's
13) Home to one of the nation's best zoos
14) a civil rights epicenter
15) the jewel of the south

I am proud to be a citizen of Memphis, Tn.

by Cave'n December 26, 2012

Memphis Mop Head

While strategically whipping a girl around your bed into different positions, you use her long, flowing hair to soak up other previous cum stains so you can delay washing your sheets for an extended period of time.

Tony: "What happened last night? Pepper came out with her hair looking all stiff as if she was in There's Something About Mary."

Bill: "Ya, after the first round I realized I needed to clean that up or I was gonna have to wash my sheets the next day, so I just gave her the Memphis Mop Head and I should be good for like another week with these sheets."

by Arthur Drood February 6, 2013

Memphis & 53rd

The mystical place where you may be lucky enough to meet Minus The Bear; if you're lucky.

We sat on the corner of Memphis & 53rd
As they filled the tank, we had a drink
She whispered, Lets get moving.

by shizzy1427 June 26, 2009

Memphis Raincoat

When you cover yourself or your partner’s body with plastic wrap before ejaculation for easy cleanup.

My wife put on a Memphis Raincoat when we had sex during her lunch break so she could get back to work on time.

by Yakitasha February 4, 2020

Memphis Meat Hook

The act of purchasing a fillet steak (if low on cash rump will suffice) and then leaving the said meat to fester for at least 16 days. When it is ripe attach a hook and string using scout-level knots, then plunge it down your partner's throat and proceed to perform anal sex whilst holding the string. At the point of ejaculation wrench the meat out from the throat resulting in a wretch which brings on an anal contraction for maximised pleasure (for you obviously).

Ed's mum loves the Memphis Meat Hook, although she owes me a new pillow.

by Nextlevelkid August 4, 2008

memphis harding academy

a school where no one knows anything there is to know in life... a totally outrageously sheltered person can be considered a harding.

everyone who goes there

by annaleigh February 14, 2004

Memphis Hummus

Blow a load in a chick's ass. You make her shit it out and eat it.

Sally Sue liked it up the butt. So I decided to give it to her.I finished up and came in her ass and noticed she was shitting it back out. She slowly moved it towards her mouth and I says "What are ya doing?". She looks into my eyes and whispers "MEMPHIS HUMMUS" and licked her palms clean. Next time I'll bring the barbeque sauce.

by RedMike702 January 15, 2009