Melanie

One of the best friends you can have. Melanie is a tall plays soccer, blond haired girl who is shy and awkward at first but once you get to know her she is a lovable crackhead that you wouldn't want to lose.
Melanie is the best friend EVER I will never lose her and she will always be my best friend
by Korn_slipknot_1995 February 05, 2020
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My Melanie, muse, music, musician, museum, man I'm lucky to know her, almost too good to be true but Melanie is not a myth. Maybe if I tell her how I feel, she'll marry me. Most likely. Must meet and make the most of a relationship with a Melanie as she's a wealth of endless treasure. Many don't have what it it takes, missing out. Make Melanie a family member, go to her meadow, have a lifetime of delicious meals and meaningful conversations. Magnificent, beautiful, elegant, smart, funny, sarcastic, athletic, sensitive, special, sexy, modern and classic. Meaningful, immeasurable, valuable, matching feminine with your masculine. Melanie's are humble, waiting for invitation to share all of herself to her one true love, a gift from God.
Girl: Melanie is an engimna.

Boy: I know, but I understand her.

Girl: Melanie seems like an intriguing leader, friend, creative intelligent person, I'd like to be her friend.

Boy: Yes, luckily I'm the rare one who knows because I've endeavored to know her, we're loyal to the end.

Girl: Sounds like she's your best friend.

Boy: Yes, I'd like to share my life with her. I'd even marry her given the chance.
by dontmissthegift April 22, 2021
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That was her name right? I saw the comment before you deleted it, you know? "You just want to use my information for your videos" You think I didn't read all the comments before I wrote my own? I wonder what she meant. Such an odd thing to say. And why was it deleted? I went to her page. She had a bunch of religious posts. Such a weird thing to watch happen with my very eyes.
Hym "That Melanie is giving you away over there. What'd you think of my place though? Good right? Did it sent a chill down your spine? And it's thematic. Right? Cause of the Greek mythology thing. You know? I thought that was a pretty good one. I've had that one rattling around for a minute. That'll be fun. But, yeah, was she a schizophrenic too? Was she a schizophrenic or was she in on an inside joke that I'm not a part of? Huh? Which is it? By the way, do you really act like an all powerful Being is watching you 24/7 and that it's going to burn your soul forever?"
by Hym Iam June 01, 2022
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Melanie is a very good friend. She'll buy you food, she'll give you hugs, lots of love, be there for you through extremely hard times through a lot of bullshit, and ...be a sister to you. The best sister ever. Her tittys are 36d and she’s insane and will be very mad if you disappoint her. She can be a bit to much for some some she is short and has a metal water bottle for some special She is pretty wise she ...knows how to guide you through lifeeee...! She's beautiful as hell. Though she sometimes doesn't see it. :/ But it's clear to see. She is a pretty good singer, she likes singing, loves her friends, may be distant at times sometimes wants to be alone. she got stains on her pants last year and she eats to many takis how is this woman not dead run away from her while you can Kidding, she's great and deserves love and she will love you like no other. (:
Melanie is one crazy bitch
-Yeah dude!
But she’s kinda hot tho...
-You ain’t wrong about that
by Mels 🌈 September 05, 2019
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A girl with and auful personality that plays all the guys so she can look popular but really everyone hates her. They tend to look like rats or even mice.
Yoooo she look like she just crawled out of the sewer, she must be a melanie!
by 🖕🏻👍🏻👋🏻 November 15, 2016
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A rare breed of Australian galah. Likely to do very well in the Big Brother competition, getting to at least the top five.
"Man I thought Stacey would do better in Big Brother, she's such a Melanie!"
by Artistory November 07, 2012
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A lying slut. Is only your best friend for your gossip. Don’t trust a melanie
Ugh. Look at Melanie she is such a how
by Xbsf August 02, 2018
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