Mathturbation

(n.) The act of deriving equations just for the sake of deriving them, at no apparent gain to the student.
In verb form, to mathturbate is to perform such menial mathematical labor.
mathturbatory: characterized by excessive mathturbation

"The professor spent three hours deriving the equation on the board because he thought it would help us understand the concept better; really, however, he just confused us with his senseless mathturbation."

"The homework problem required hours of mathturbation, with the end result being a simple identity that appears in the index of every text."

by D. S. A. September 22, 2007

Mattas

A Greek name meaning a 'gift from God', a Mattas is the ultimate score in the bedroom.

"That Mattas was a gift from God!"
"Get a load of THAT Mattas!"

Can also be used as a synonym for erotic:
e.g. 'Wow, last night was sooo Mattas!'
'I like a man when he's Mattas.'

Can also be used as an exclamative:
e.g. 'oh, Mattas!'

by MacMattas June 8, 2011

Matt Asti

Bassist in MGMT's touring band. Seen as the most cuddly member, Matt is tall, awkward, and has great hair. He can also be described using the word "kittens" as well as band mate, Ben Goldwasser.

Sarah: "Who is the best cuddler you know?"
Jane: "Matt Asti, duh!"

by whoismissing July 17, 2010

matt bellamy

The centuries geinus guitarist. Plays in "Muse" which is best live! Matt is best a throwing out riffs left right and center. Best riffs in Stockholm Syndrome. He plays manson guitars

matt bellamy is pure geinus on his guitars!

by iMuse October 30, 2007

Matt Cooke

The biggest douche to ever lace up a pair of hockey skates. Plays dirty and has nearly ended the careers of multiple players with his cheap headshots and flying elbows.

Pens fans love this prick despite the fact that he could kill someone.

Hey did you see Matt Cooke hit that guy last night? He gave him a concussion and almost ended his career

And this is any different than normal how...

by Marielmb February 26, 2011

MATATS

Acronym for More-Ass-Than-A-Toilet-Seat, meaning, for a guy, a great social-life.

When John asked Phil about his social-life, Phil just responded "MATATS", and John knowing exactly what he meant, just replied, "Way to go, Bro."

by LaughingAloud July 9, 2007

Matt Gill

N. - A mythical Irishman who was said to have destroyed Superman's home when he first synthesized Krypton in chemistry. Standing about five feet tall, Matt Gill can fly, shoot lazer beans from his eyes, drink any amount of beer, and turn any frisbee he touches into straight, heat-seeking, side-winding, and lazer-guided missles until they reach their intended targets.

Matt Gill commonly insists that he hasn't drank, as less than 99 beers off the wall doesn't even count in his book.

Matt Gill is an Omnihero, and as such can outrun any superhero. He eats gold and pisses rainbows, allowing him to follow the Yellow, Orange, Red, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet River to more gold, in a vicious cycle. Leprechauns worship him as their savior and upholder of Irish traditions.

When Matt Gill threw a frisbee the length of half a football field against the wind, and abruptly appeared to catch it with his left hand while not looking for a touchdown.

by G.M.H. November 6, 2009