malon

The red-haired angel face of the Zelda series <3

Her smile can thaw the ice of any heart

by Lunar6 February 17, 2005

Malone

One having the penis the size of a prehistoric reptile, otherwise known as a dinosaur.

I knew after his dick hit water when he was shitting he was hung like a malone.

by Spy Fox February 7, 2010

Randolph-Macon Woman's College

Hollins to bed. Sweet Briar to wed. RMWC girls go Pre-med. If Hollins and Sweet Briar had a threesome with Einstein at Hampden-Sydney, they would have a baby called Randolph-Macon Woman's College. This baby would wear Lilly Pulitzer, pearls, rainbows, carry Vera Bradley to every class, and have the most recent knowledge of feminist culture as well as art, science, and literature. She also would be caught lurking in the woods at night wearing black robes and bandanas creating all sorts of mischief (some call witchcraft), but really, she lost her sororities in the 70s because civil rights were more important. Also, she would be split between three personalities: the confused hippy bisexual, the trophy wife heterosexual, and the banner waving lesbian.

HSC boy: Why are RMWC girls the best?
HSC boy 2: Because they know what "nantucket red" is, and they think it's retarded that we would care about such a material thing?
HSC boy: Yes.(Hand me another beer.)Plus, not only are they smarter in the classroom than any other girls, they're smarter in bed.

by 2cool4u October 12, 2004

Madonna

Lit mother fuckers who don't give a flying flamingo what other hoes think or in other words, a QUEEENNN!

dam, you as lit as Madonna

by Babe851645 September 22, 2017

Madonna Moment

- The moment experienced when a white person goes to Africa to have a picture taken with a black baby.

A madonna moment is a sought after part of any 2-week "I will save the world by (paying to) volunteering at an orphanage" vacation. Often associated with Voluntourism.

"I just had the best Madonna Moment today. The picture with me and the black baby is sooo cute!. I think I want to adopt one now".

by Swayspoon July 19, 2013

pre malone

"Pre Malone" is term used to define the previous version of someone or something. It first originated from the music artist, Post Malone.

Juan, "Jeff what happened to you? Where's the pre Malone?"

Jeff, "yeah things changed. I'm depressed now"

by Salty Fetus November 6, 2020

Madonna wannabe

Any girl back in the early to mid 1980,'s that tries to dress like the pop singer Madonna.

Check out the outfit that Marcie is wearing! She looks like a Madonna Wannabe!

by BruinKiller3469 March 22, 2009