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Mathematical Asylum

When people apply to become permanent residents or citizens of another country, because they continually face job discrimination from both local and foreign employers, or from their own elitist government—the good jobs are given to those who were born or blessed with the “mathematical gene.”
Like millions of asylum seekers from developing countries and theocratic states, who fear discrimination for being gay or a woman in their country of origin, what are the chances that in a-not-too-distant future, math-anxious or mathematically challenged folks might also apply for mathematical asylum to live in some anti-multicultural or anti-woke societies?
by Numerati September 26, 2023
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DJ Mathematics

A genius of the sick beats and the turntables that produce them.
Her beats are so fresh, she sells them at the Sunday market.
She emits strange growling sounds when angry, and is best known for her trademark 'fingers-in-the-air' victory dance.
Isa: Hey, whats that growling noise?

Dan: I think it's DJ Mathematics

Isa: It sounds like a raccoon

DJ Mathematics: rrrrooooo
by the truth00999 November 10, 2011
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Useless gibberish of an answer to a math question that somehow ends up with the right answer.
How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics
by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020
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When you somehow get the right answer in a math question using completely wrong reasoning.
How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics.
by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020
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When you somehow get the right answer in a math question using completely wrong reasoning.
How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics.
by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020
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mathmacurate

1. Although she is a bore, Linda is a mathmacurate
accountant.
2. The way you solved those equations was totally
mathmacurate.
by Pete McC! December 24, 2007
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mathmagician

n. Person with an uncanny ability to perform tricky arithmetic all calculations.

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Without a calculator we'll never figure out the tip!

Too bad Gelpy isn't here. He's a real mathmagician.
by gnostic3 December 31, 2014
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