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Milf Master

A Milf Master is someone who mastered the art of Milf hunting.
Mike: I wish I could score with the ladies like the Milf Master Tokenss.
by mikethebiike June 20, 2009
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master cocksman

Predominant figure amongst cocksmen. Responsible for instructing, directing and leading those who dedicate their lives to cocksmenship.
Behold! The master cocksman graces us with his presence.
by estimablesir January 11, 2009
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master fapper

someone who has masterd the art of fapping and who everyday practises this art.
Harold - who is that guy

grethel - thats james he is a master fapper
by fapper20 May 4, 2009
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master cylinder

The term was coined in episode 11 of Frisky Dingo. It is the act of wearing a beer can for pants.
Torpedo Vegas: I'm getting furious at you, you don't even have any pants on.
Xander Crews: Neither does he!
Torpedo Vegas: Well he doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell...
Killface: I - uh -
Xander Crews: Yeah, what is the story on that?
Killface: Oh, like you can talk.
Xander Crews: Hey, my penis fills an entire tall-boy.
Quick cut to Xander, as Awesome X, dancing in front of the X-ticles, naked except for a beercan covering his groin and shouting "Master Cylinder!" through a megaphone. Cut back to Torpedo Jones' lair
Torpedo Jones: Scoffing I'm sure it doesn't fill it.
by HC2005 August 30, 2007
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Master Sword

Link's final sword that hacks the shit out of anything in it's path (usually).

When Link has completely full health it shoots beams.
Self explanatory.
by Guru Imakuni April 30, 2004
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putz master

A coworker who seemingly spends his entire workday visually immersed on meaningless activities while all of his collegues are extremely busy working on real business. His outward appearance suggests he is diligently involved in some pertainent project when, in fact, if the contents of his screen are inspected, it becomes quickly apparent that he is just putzing away the hours on some usless bullshit. Usually the putz master is a nice person and has been put into a position that intellectually they are unable to perform so the coworker is confused as to whether they should help support his pitiful facade or alternatively end it all in the parking lot.
Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"

Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".

Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"
by raging Jorge October 8, 2010
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Master Oogway

The highest of beings that made no accidents.
"there are no accidents" -Master Oogway
by Master_Tejas October 13, 2020
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