Imperial Guy: Lord Vader you must come out and help defeat Luke Skywalker!
Darth Vader: Wait a second, I'll be right out in a second...
Imperial Guy: Aw tits, i bet that motherfucker is mastervading again.
Darth Vader: Wait a second, I'll be right out in a second...
Imperial Guy: Aw tits, i bet that motherfucker is mastervading again.
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It's a high-level baiting technique in which a person has the ability to force a person into believing in a false logistic. The outcome leads a person to realize they've been decieved. The person baiting then has the ability to overcome and/or take advantage over the person baited. The Masturbater is a "MASTER at BAITING".Can be used in real life applications. In the 1700s it was regarded as "Choking the Chicken", as people often choked the person baited. Due to modern slang, it is now regarded as "masturbating".
It's a high-level baiting technique in which a person has the ability to force a person into believing in a false logistic. The outcome leads a person to realize they've been decieved. The person baiting then has the ability to overcome and/or take advantage over the person baited. The Masturbater is a "MASTER at BAITING".Can be used in real life applications. In the 1700s it was regarded as "Choking the Chicken", as people often choked the person baited. Due to modern slang, it is now regarded as "masturbating".
by ChadV2 November 15, 2018
Get the Masturbating mug.When one talks about himself to a second party as being better than the rest of the population. While it is said to someone else, it is really just intended for the person to hear out loud how "awesome" they are. May be done out of deep-seated insecurity.
Matt: "I am going to be the most awesome lawyer. I am just a really compelling speaker blah blah blah"
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."
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