by chelmarieee March 31, 2008
Get the marred up mug.An attractive woman who, although married, gives one of two indications that she is willing or able to be unfaithful to her vows and her current husband. Either she flirts shamelessly with other men in the absence of her husband and displays a great affection for partying, drinking and carousing with other men; or she (while not having any children or is not pregnant) wears an embarrassingly modest wedding ring implying that she would enjoy "trading up" to a more affluant partner.
John: Hey, your friend Jill is quite a little hottie. Too bad she is married. I'd love to give her a ride!
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!
Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!
Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.
by Billy Beck O'Hannity September 10, 2011
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When you want to go out and get wild and fucking crazy with your friends but they have boyfriends so they don't want to do anything cool or fun anymore except sit on the couch with their boyfriends and each cheesies out of eachother's toes
Ya I went and asked Judy if she wanted to go get fucked up this weekend like Owen Wilson's nose fucked up but she "too married"
by Therealchachi November 7, 2014
Get the too married mug.Adj. Describes someone in the process of getting a divorce. Not exactly married, and not exactly single, either.
In his post-married life, Nestor was reluctant to date anyone, lest his soon-to-be-ex-wife or her lawyer get wind of it.
by M. Carnauba December 26, 2008
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Get the marriedified mug.Hym “I heard that she WAS married but she cheated on her husband with Harry Styles, so.... Hurray hypergamy! Retard with a meaty dongle beats prince! And I still think I wrote some of that movie. I’ll bet you 1 million dollars some of this is in that piece of shit... Tssk! 😤 dumb slut... tarnish my good name. And Chris Pine should have beat the shit out of that little faggot for spitting on him. Actually, I will officially offer my services to help Chris Pine jump him. We’ll catch him in his trailer so he can run. Rearrange his face. And then we can go throw piss filled water balloons at the snake-whore... and then we can go get ice cream...”
Iam “What... are you doing with that knife?”
Hym “Huh? This? 🔪 Nothing.”
Iam “You’re not going to stab me again, are you?” 😰 “I still have a scar from the last time....”
Hym “PFFFTTT!! YOU’RE ALIVE!?”
Iam “How would I be talking if I wasn’t alive?” 😒
Hym “I thought you were some kind of force-ghost! I don’t know. A figment of my imagination or something.”
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Iam “Ow! Stop it!”
Hym “Wild. That is wild. Whelp. I’m going to bed.”
Iam “I... Whatever...”
Iam “What... are you doing with that knife?”
Hym “Huh? This? 🔪 Nothing.”
Iam “You’re not going to stab me again, are you?” 😰 “I still have a scar from the last time....”
Hym “PFFFTTT!! YOU’RE ALIVE!?”
Iam “How would I be talking if I wasn’t alive?” 😒
Hym “I thought you were some kind of force-ghost! I don’t know. A figment of my imagination or something.”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! Stop it!”
Hym “Wild. That is wild. Whelp. I’m going to bed.”
Iam “I... Whatever...”
by Hym Iam October 10, 2022
Get the Married mug.married wally basically means a cock eater that will eat every single cock in the world especially cocks bigger then his/her mouth and it means a shit eater and a faggot and the staff team is super gay in a specific discord server I won’t name.pls accept this
by Auxo February 26, 2021
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