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blowjobs after marriage

Don't marry her, dude. There are no blowjobs after marriage.
by dhfhds June 7, 2011
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double marriage

An event in which since the two people are so hardcore, not only do they get married once, but then they get married AGAIN on top of that.
"Man, Charlotte and Connor are so hardcore"
"I know, that's why they got a double marriage"
by HardcoreChar September 27, 2009
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marriagetarian

Anyone who becomes a vegetarian, or who increases his level of vegetarianism so that his superveggie boo b) will marry him, or b) won't dump him. Though the phenomenon has not been observed in women, it is theoretically possible.
Nat became a level 5 vegan (won't eat anything that casts a shadow) so that Sonia wouldn't dump his ass. For a carrot.

Fekking marriagetarians are ruining the meet market.
by Joe Joe the Doorknob Slayer December 13, 2008
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marriage

1.) Point at which a male's opinions become utterly worthless.
2.) Point at which a male must spend weekends at the Mall
3.) Point at which a male must buy hundreds of shoes from italy
4.) Point at which a female stops working due to getting knocked up, thus forcing male further into the pits of hell
by jethro January 16, 2004
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marriage iguanas

Nickname for marijuana that only dope ass mother fuckers use
Hey wanna smoke the marriage iguanas tonight?
by grams👵🏼 April 25, 2015
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Marriage

Marriage is to love, honor, and respect.
by Brown eye's December 19, 2016
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marrige

a marriage for people who don't know how to spell.
by Pretendyouknowsomething September 15, 2021
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