marriage

In the USA: Legalized slavery for men. Legalized "you can do no wrong" for women.

Marriage gave her all of the power and me all of the responsibility. If I spoke out against this, I was a rapist or a murderer. I guess I am forced to stay married or go to jail and lose my house and kids.

by jethro January 3, 2006

Marriage

A point when you credit cards are maxed and you don't have sex

Wow this marriage sucks!

by GACAE May 13, 2010

Marriage

The act of sealing your fate and selling your soul to one person, and then possibly losing everything you own when you get a divorce. Notice how I didn't say if?

"What demon did you sell your soul to this time?"

"Marriage."

by HellsingDMC October 31, 2014

marriage

A sure way to kill 95% of a woman's sex drive.

Justine and I usta make like rabbits all the time. Now after marrying her I'm lucky to get laid one or two times a week.

by Amos Bwatt September 16, 2004

blowjobs after marriage

Do not exist.

Don't marry her, dude. There are no blowjobs after marriage.

by dhfhds June 7, 2011

double marriage

An event in which since the two people are so hardcore, not only do they get married once, but then they get married AGAIN on top of that.

"Man, Charlotte and Connor are so hardcore"
"I know, that's why they got a double marriage"

by HardcoreChar September 27, 2009

marriagetarian

Anyone who becomes a vegetarian, or who increases his level of vegetarianism so that his superveggie boo b) will marry him, or b) won't dump him. Though the phenomenon has not been observed in women, it is theoretically possible.

Nat became a level 5 vegan (won't eat anything that casts a shadow) so that Sonia wouldn't dump his ass. For a carrot.

Fekking marriagetarians are ruining the meet market.

by Joe Joe the Doorknob Slayer December 13, 2008