A well-known video game character that is characterised by his overconsumption of shrooms while undertaking several occupations and trying to get laid. Men named Mario are similar in these regards, being both a player and a jack of all trades in their careers. They are usually characterised by their rugged good looks, superior athletic skills, above average sexual endowment, and their witty sense of humour.
by allyadelaide June 25, 2017
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Someone: Mario, you and Alexandra should date, yall would be hecka cute
Mario: fr man only if she knew tho
Someone: I'll ask her if want
Mario: please
Mario: fr man only if she knew tho
Someone: I'll ask her if want
Mario: please
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No mames mario
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The most desperate plumber on the face of the earth, as of the 80s. Chases after a princess who doesn't even know he exists and still shares a bunk bed with his brother. Code for a desperate MOFO.
Dude. Don't be a Mario, OK?
by BabydollDame22 June 7, 2017
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