by Irles53 October 28, 2018
Get the Marcusmug. 
Any guy with the following biography:
First of all to understand what happened to Marcus, you gotta understand who Marcus the man was. Now Marcus was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this puertorican-jew from the lower east side, Tito Liebowitz. He's a small time gun runner and an underground fight promoter. So he puts Marcus into training. They see Marcus is good - he's damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Marcus said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and Marcus, he killed nibbles. Marcus said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. True story.
First of all to understand what happened to Marcus, you gotta understand who Marcus the man was. Now Marcus was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this puertorican-jew from the lower east side, Tito Liebowitz. He's a small time gun runner and an underground fight promoter. So he puts Marcus into training. They see Marcus is good - he's damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Marcus said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and Marcus, he killed nibbles. Marcus said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. True story.
"I sometimes think the President's enemies want to pull a full-blown Marcus on him."
"Nah, man, don't you ever, EVER say that again; have some faith in our government. Even HIS enemies aren't that cruel."
"Nah, man, don't you ever, EVER say that again; have some faith in our government. Even HIS enemies aren't that cruel."
by B. Oners March 17, 2010
Get the Marcusmug. by Jurmeny January 7, 2020
Get the Marcusmug. A Bastard who plays the drums, beats his meat, Takes up everyone's time cause he's a bitch. A waste of space; If you see a marcus, split his fucking jaw.
by LittleZebra November 4, 2018
Get the Marcusmug. by Ty Parker December 16, 2019
Get the Marcusmug. by ihavecool42828 October 26, 2020
Get the Marcusmug.