Mandingler

A word you use as an online username once who realise to your disappointment that mandingo has already been taken

hmmmm......mandingler?

by Mandingler March 19, 2017

Mangina

Descriptive term used by passive gay men to describe their butt. Claiming it to be their version of a vagina. Mixing of words - man and vagina - gina = mangina

Hey, wanna come play with my mangina

by Mike Bang September 14, 2018

Maninist

Like a feminist but only for men. Someone who fights for men's rights and believes in treating men like people not objects.

Maninist. Meaning one.

Because that believe is so dumb only one person would want to waste their time believing it.

by Let's be real April 28, 2016

Mandingo

A big black man with a large penis. Often paid to provide sexual relief to ones wife

Bro, how has Lamar got a all that cash after a week off? Heard he's a mandingo.

by deftoneschris April 29, 2013

Eli Manning

1.) Legend
2.) Patriots Killer

Eli Manning is now a bonafide New York Legend.

by Lefter Gasping February 3, 2008

Morning Boner Mangina Pissing

MBMP, MBMPing or Morning Boner Mangina Pissing is the only alternative to attempting to piss with morning boner and subsequently pissing all over the walls and floor of your bathroom. It is a simple technique, unconventional, but highly effective, wherein you stand with your ass facing the toilet, take your four fingers with your thumb extended upwards at a 90 degree angle, and fold your dick back between your legs as if to create a mangina.

Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.

Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards

Example #1:

Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing last time and now thinks I'm some sort of queer.
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing!

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

mandingo

extremly well endowed black man

toby the slave was the alpha mandingo on the plantation

by kerry stewart March 23, 2008