You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

A response used when someone has just told a story that’s so ridiculous, random, and unbelievable that you couldn’t have made that up as a story if you tried-it’s beyond the bounds of human creativity.

Dudebro 1: Dude, you’ll never believe what I just saw today. A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald was getting arrested outside of a Burger King for indecent exposure.

Dudebro 2: No way bro.

Dudebro 1: I swear!! You can’t make this stuff up!

by Nolan287 October 3, 2020

make the push up

synonym for "beat your face."

He said "Hey chump make the push up!"

by I plead the fifth! January 13, 2009

Shut up and make me a sandwich

Something that has me on my knees in an instant.

Idk why but this one guy won't stop saying it me and its kinda hot...

What the fuck am i supposed to say back?? "Fuck you" or some bland shit like that?

This gif is my exact response to anyone tells me to go make them a sandwich.

"Shut up and make me a sandwich, cunt."

by Kiwi!! :3 <3 December 11, 2021

Make your mind up

First song by Canadian rapper NAV

Go listen to make your mind up by NAV

by Ethans Fetish February 24, 2021

make me shut up

Put that dick in my mouth

Boy:shut up
Girl: make me shut up
Boy:” makes her shut up”

by Whereyomanat April 6, 2024

I need to make a word up plz

haha too late I defined the undefinable- wait is that a word... uh oh!!
or maybe the person after me has anyway I already defined it so go away

person1: man I cant find any empty word on urbandictionary!
person1: oh wait I know lets see if I can make it first...
person1: oh they already have I need to make a word up plz damit I wanted t-
*piano falling*

by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021

you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real

you can't make this shit up bro

by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025