High Mileage Ho

Term used in reference towards a chick that has been more than likely around the world and back in the slut/skank/whore department...which has taken a total on her physical condition either down or upstairs but usually both.

Jack: Yo man check out that blonde hotty gettin all crazy over there, you think i could get that?

Blake: Dude wtf is wrong with you man?! Look at all that caked up makeup...don't be fooled by that worn out trash, she's gotta be a total "High Mileage Ho."

Jack: Good call man, she does seem a little worn around the edges, keep my drunk ass away from that tonight.

Blake: Likewise.

by servinthatruth March 24, 2010

Malea

The girl's name Malea \m(a)-lea\ is a variant of Malia (Hawaiian), and the meaning of Malea is "perhaps, probably".

I was always told my name meant wild flower, however I can't get any proof. I've seen many different spellings, Malia, Maleah, Malea, Maleeah.

President's Obama's daughter's name is Malia!!! Just another variation of Malea!

by MaleaMarie February 3, 2010

Posted Like The Mailman

the term used to describe a state of chillin or hanging out, or can be used to say that I'm not going anywhere, therefore posted like the mailman.

Tom:what up man?, what you doing?
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!

by Ya Boy Trax August 30, 2010

maileneuver

A ridiculous mistake made by an oblivious human

Well she really maileneuvered that one.

by RealNewYorker July 4, 2019

maile

A Maile ("my-ley") is a gorgeous female. An exotic beauty attractive to both men and women.

"Damn check out the Maile"

by JetBlackAttack December 3, 2007

Mailman Legs

The toned legs of a mailman, caused typically by the amount of walking involved on a day to day basis

"Hey have you seen Kyle? He's must be putting work in at the gym because he's got some mailman legs"

by UAlreadyKnowNiqua April 28, 2015

Angry Mailman

When a girl fucks her boyfriend with a strap on and throws someone else's jizz in his eye, temporarily blinding him. She then kicks him in the balls, swipes his asscrack with a credit card, then thrusts a Federal Express envelope into his hand so that he is hobbling around clutching the envelope with one eye open, thus looking like an angry mailman.

Susie: Hey, how are you and Brad doing?

Tiffany: That bastard cheated on me, so I cheated on him, saved the guy's cum, and then gave him an Angry Mailman.

Susie: Oh. Well, see you at school tomorrow!

by toddsmithsteez September 4, 2009