Matt Copple

a small, gremlin look-a-like from the game series, Dolson. He finds himself cunning when he actually isn't. He tends to be a joking character in the game, but does not know how to take a joke himself. He is the key to pure laughter. Also, he is not easy on the eyes.

He's pulling a serious Matt Copple right now.

by Daniel Gottlob Turk December 9, 2012

Matt Fact

Tidbits of information that someone tries to pass off as true, when they're really just bullshit.

He tried to tell me that people can digest lactose until age 25, at which point they become intolerant, unless they've consumed enough milk before then. I said, "stop feeding me Matt Facts"

by Coogrrs July 7, 2016

Thunder Matt

The nickname of Matt Murton, the redheaded manchild, who plays LF for the Chicago Cubs.

Thunder Matt had a great game last night, hitting 4 home runs, and saving a kitten from a burning building.

by Chip Wesley September 8, 2008

to matt

to be god on the outside but a five year old on the inside

The verb to matt; Matthew Daddario matts when he's being silly.

by lolurnotmattdaddario April 1, 2017

Mathturbation

(n.) The act of deriving equations just for the sake of deriving them, at no apparent gain to the student.
In verb form, to mathturbate is to perform such menial mathematical labor.
mathturbatory: characterized by excessive mathturbation

"The professor spent three hours deriving the equation on the board because he thought it would help us understand the concept better; really, however, he just confused us with his senseless mathturbation."

"The homework problem required hours of mathturbation, with the end result being a simple identity that appears in the index of every text."

by D. S. A. September 22, 2007

Matt Asti

Bassist in MGMT's touring band. Seen as the most cuddly member, Matt is tall, awkward, and has great hair. He can also be described using the word "kittens" as well as band mate, Ben Goldwasser.

Sarah: "Who is the best cuddler you know?"
Jane: "Matt Asti, duh!"

by whoismissing July 17, 2010

matt bellamy

The centuries geinus guitarist. Plays in "Muse" which is best live! Matt is best a throwing out riffs left right and center. Best riffs in Stockholm Syndrome. He plays manson guitars

matt bellamy is pure geinus on his guitars!

by iMuse October 30, 2007