mandangle

The state of a penis, when flacid, hangs as low or lower than the testicles.

"Dude! I saw "Watchmen" and the glowing blue guy had a full on mandangle going on!"

by Marco Porno August 16, 2009

Mary Magdalene

A sexual act. The MM requires that the partner with long hair be on top of the other so that the head of the partner with the hair is over the others feet. This necessitates some variation of reverse cowgirl and should be done with care since the partner on top will be using their hands, which would normally be supporting themselves, to use their hair to wash the feet of the other partner with sensual oils or motion lotion.

Jesus: "Wow! My mind is still blown. She put the Mary Magdalene on me last night."

John: "Really? What kind of oil did she use? I'll bet your feet are still really clean and soft."

Jesus: "I think she used olive oil. Whatever. It was the bomb yo!"

by W!cKeD July 31, 2009

mandangle

Slang term for the penis that is more PC, yet still gets the point across.

"If you walk down Milledge Ave with your mandangle out, you will get some action"

by andrew April 25, 2003

Magan

Pronounced MAY-gan (British English only)

Magan describes a man who is:

Really weird and/or fucked up
Tight with money
Worthless
A liar
Unhygienic
A poor lover
A rubbish boyfriend
A disloyal friend
Very scrawny
Selfish
Untrustworthy
Stingy

Also used to describe a man who has:

No morals
No concept of respect
An unnaturally large collection of animal sex videos
Very thin dick that wouldn't break a virgin.
An inflated view of himself.
A huge ego.
No luck with women as he is a pathetic boyfriend.

Can also be used as a verb: to Magan, Maganing, Maganed.

Shit bro, you been acting like a fuckin Magan these last few days.

I ain't surprised you dumped him, he's such a Magan faggot!

He was totally Maganed last week - it is SO over!

He's starting to Magan you girl, you better drop that motherfucker quick.

Maganing is what low life cheapskate fags do.

by saaaahnigirl January 20, 2008

mary magdalene

woman disciple of Jesus.. was a sinner until she repented and became a saint.. if someones a "mary magdalene" theyr a bad girl/ rebel. french: marie magdalene spanish: maria magdalena. hot name, dont deny

girl #1: i cheated on the pre cal test!!
girls #2 and 3: ahah your such a mary magdalene!

by anonymoussss June 28, 2005

madan op

A toxic "MISOGYNIST" numskull who adds an OP after his name. Plays only one game and claims himself a "GAMER". A self-proclaimed "STRATEGY KING". Thinks he is an intelligent but is actually a dunce.

PERSON 1 : DUDE! YOU SEE HIM , HE IS SUCH A SEXIST
PERSON 2: YEAH BRO. HE IS SUCH A MADAN OP!

by summa iru da June 8, 2021

magdanz

A fucking douche bag who thinks a Nissan z is a cool car

"That Magdanz kid is really annoying"

by Jwilkins224 March 4, 2015