Macintoshing

One who makes horrible jokes on the internet, usually is a white American.

His jokes were so unfunny, hes totally a Macintoshing.

by Deeznutsintoshing April 24, 2022

marcinton

a sex god

sarah’s such a marcinton

by chrryblossom08 May 21, 2023

Macintosh 128K

The oldest computer people actually remember.

We don't need the Macintosh 128K.

by DX82 May 31, 2023

macintoshiba

basically a toshiba laptop running hackintoshed mac os

Bob: Dayum your mac lookin' like a toshiba
Smith: I know, it's a macintoshiba

by Kara Kurentli March 5, 2025

squirts macintosh

After an apple is inserted into the sphincter, ant the apple is pooped out like liquid diarrhea.

Had a crazy weekend, woke up Sunday with a squirts macintosh... what are you gonna do Bar mitzvahs

by ohsorrey February 19, 2017

Blaire Macintosh

blaire has the brownest, beefiest, puss buss on earth

girl1# what that smell😂
girl2# oh thats blaire macintosh

by baylens cheese smelling balls November 23, 2021

Lloviant Macintosh Hawrdwear stereotype

A cyborg/transhuman who is confident, headstrong, reluctant and has low intelligence.

"Are you not afraid of the dark?"
"No. I am a Lloviant Macintosh Hawrdwear stereotype!"
"Come on. You cannot be afraid."

by Acylos The Silver Predator December 25, 2022