I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Urmommia June 29, 2023

I'm gonna call my dad

A phrase used by weak middle schoolers to try and intimidate people bigger than them. Usually followed by a fictional story about their dad's fighting feats.

Bully: I told you to stay away from here. Now hand over any money you got on you!
Victim: Back off or I'm gonna call my dad, loser. He killed 100 people in Afghanistan.

by Exterminator (not really) August 15, 2019

Why did my dad leave me

You are an absolute disappointment and most likely the end of your bloodline

“Why did my dad leave me?”
“I don’t know Tyler MAYBE because you play league and are subscribed to Dream”

by ImBoaHancock January 7, 2023

I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.

I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.

I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.

by Kmqq April 22, 2023

ur not my dad

Guy who kidnaps a child pretending to be his dad and then rapes him

UR NOT MY DAD BUTCH

by Bettyboy80000 June 7, 2016

going to my dad's

1. Due to the seperation of two parents, the father gets you every other weekend. This is supposedly compensation for the whole week.

2. Escape from a mongrol mother.

Mom: So you take her every other weekend and I have her the rest of the time and you can only have her if you pay $200 in child support. Sound good?
Dad: Do I have a CHOICE?
Mom: You do. Either that, or see her an hour a week. Which one?
Dad: The first deal sounds like a proper "compensation". *rolls eyes*
Me: Hey, at least I'm going to my dad's.

Mom: YOU BROKE THE GODDAMN COMPUTER I CAN'T FUCKING STAND THIS WHY DON'T YOU MOVE IN WITH YOUR FATHER SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT YOU LITTLE BRAT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU-
Me: Jesus. Is it the weekend I get to go to my dad's yet?
Going to my dad's sounds GREAT right now.

by softjay144 May 29, 2008

Even ask my Dad

A term used by highly intellectual people to show proof after making a statement.

I'm gonna be a neurosurgeon and be in the Secret service even ask my dad.

by champman February 13, 2019