sock mop

To use the sock that you are wearing to clean up a small spill on the floor.
Lazier and quicker then getting a towel.

After spilling some coffee on the kitchen floor, Doug performed a sock mop and that kept his girlfriend happy.

by Richard Wadington December 19, 2008

clit mop

The mop-like patch of hair found on the upper lip of some men. Often used to tickle the clitoris during cunnilingus. Sometimes referred to as a mustache.

Can I get a CLIT MOP!?

by woobnation July 8, 2014

kreem mop

A kreem mop is a guy that is in the so called "friends zone" with a girl and often acts as her shoulder to cry on when another guy who she has sex and/or a relationship with, dumps her or causes her emotional pain. He is a kreem mop because the "asshole" guy has sex with her while the "friends zone" guy is there to clean up the other man's wrong doings as he comforts her and bears all the emotional complaining.

Guy 1: Do you intend to escalate things with her?

Guy 2: No dude, I intend to keep her in the friends zone and be her shoulder to cry on when some guy fucks her in the ass and cums on her face while I'm the kreem mop there to clean her up.

by eMpTy009 March 9, 2010

Mop Jesus

The son of Mop God.

Yo Jamal, would you be interested in learning about our mop lord and mop savior, Mop Jesus?

by Dumb6nitch9ine March 19, 2022

mop

1. Any and all Jews. Especially the money crazed, mountain nosed Jews.

2. Anyone who acts like a mop, but isn't actually a Jew

Stop being such a mop and put that money down

by MOPOFTHEEARTH April 11, 2008

MOP

Mobile Oppression Palace, the vehicle equibalent of BFG

gamer1: I was running up with this tank to the enemy base, but then some guy comes out with the mop and pwned me.
gamer2: that sucks

by Kyprioth January 20, 2008

carpet mopping

The act of performing cunnilingus on a very well lubricated female.

Erica was so hot and bothered last night that I had to give her a good carpet mopping

by the J-rod March 16, 2008