Mongo Chow

Mongo Chow is weed or pot that is highly addicting.

John- I thought star wars phantom menace was a great movie
Me- How much Mongo Chow have you been smoking?

by Crzyfkr October 5, 2010

trans-papal batshit mongo grinder

mmmmuh.. muuhhhh
guh...
nG!

fark! she's a looker, i'd best fire up the trans-papal batshit mongo grinder

by rockape November 1, 2003

Bangley Wangley Mongo Beef Face

Aesthetically displeasing and obese bar-worker.

'Jesus, Bangley Wangley Mongo Beef Face is taking his time with that Guinness I ordered'

by Craig Harris October 21, 2007

Mongo broken hip vegan looking fuck

A nickname given to someone who can’t play volleyball without breaking their leg.

That Euan boy can’t play volleyball without breaking his leg, He’s a mongo broken hip vegan looking fuck

by I’m not a mongo December 23, 2019

Mongo-squatch

One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!).

Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-squatch? She looks like the offspring of Chucky and Shaq.

by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009

Mongoed

Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.

Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.

Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.

by M3nt4l_D1ct10n4ry June 12, 2018

Mongo

A unit in size, typically for something big or large in size. Can be used to refer to a large quantity of something.

Jack: Dude that is a huge trash can
Bill: Yeah man, that thing is mongo.

by shiphd August 31, 2018