Mister Muscle

One's penis, of course.

"That cricket ball hit me square on my Mister Muscle! Good thing I was wearing the old jelly mould!"

by Bugzapper February 24, 2014

Mister Horse

Mister Horse is a charactor on the Ren & Stimpy show that would undergo stressful or painful conditions during the show. When he was asked about his experience or ordeal he would always say - "hmmm, no sir, I didn't like it".

Reporter: What was it like being in the burning building Mister Horse?

hmmm, no sir, I didn't like it!

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 02, 2010

mister crusty

the termed given to any towel or cloth used to clean up after intercourse

here, use this as a mister crusty.

by fstwrtr December 10, 2006

mister fister

one who likes fisting.

ryan bourget is the new mister fister.

by vgirl December 06, 2006

Mister Badass

1. A guy in South Carolina who whines more than any woman I know.

2. A guy who thinks he's all that and several bags of potato chips.

3. Guy who choreographs a dance so he's the center of attention.

4. A guy who causes more drama than any PMS'ing girl.

5. A guy who looks good, but when he opens is mouth is shunned by the ladies.

Mister Badass ditched the guys to go hang with the bitches.

by joe brown April 22, 2004

Mister Vann

One cool Black man that is the assistant principal in shit hole florida.

Famous Quote form him.
"Ya'll kids don't have no home training"

John K...a Rrraa rrrraa

by tommy December 10, 2003

mister sister

A drag queen.
Origin: "Will and Grace"

Don't mess with that mister sister, or you'll end up looking like a Cher barbie doll gone bad.

by asdfghjkl September 25, 2006