by JONTX April 05, 2010
by heycrippy34 December 05, 2013
When the fecal matter begins to surface from the anus, the man uses his penis to forcefully reinsert the matter into the anus.
I gave her the mississippi mudpipe last night.
by Mr. Mudpipe July 31, 2009
Created when a man goes down on a heavily menstrating woman being extra careful not to spill or swallow a single drop. After his mouth is completely full of the fragrant, bloody, delicacy, he begins to perform the pile driver position while simultaneously begins to gargle to build suspense. Right when he climaxes, he forcefully erupts the contents of his mouth upward so that it showers both himself and his lucky lady in red, hot passion juice of love. This should be accompanied by a loud, primal scream from both partners during the eruption.
by OMG303LOL November 20, 2016
When you and your male lover 69 during a blizzard. The goal is to keep your partners dick from getting snow on it.
Ryan: I was at the hospital.
Mike: Why?
Ryan: I got frostbite on my dick while attempting the mississippi snowblower.
Mike: Why?
Ryan: I got frostbite on my dick while attempting the mississippi snowblower.
by Mikemikemikemike1117 April 22, 2016
"Damn girl! That was a Mississippi firecracker!"
by Challbaby82 June 25, 2016
Bobby Ray's daddy asked the little league umpire if he had ever seen a Mississippi Firefly ? Before he could answer Bobby Sr. had flipped a cigarette at the old timer and assaulted him.
by BrantSmashedberger November 13, 2015