Milton Keynes college

The most shithoused college in the UK.

Yo look at that retard over there, he prob goes Milton Keynes college

by catalyte May 17, 2021

Milton Vermont

A place were young hillbillies, rednecks and wiggers all get together at a local mobil(gas station) for hours showing off vehicles that there parents bought for them. everywhere you go in this 7 mile radius town you see beat-up rice burners and lifted trucks that should be in the junk yard. The town is full of 80 lb. crack-heads in nothing but shorts. there are more drugs here then anywhere else in vermont. Three trailer parks surround the town and everyone is related, but sleeping with each other.

Hey wanna go to Milton Vermont and get some drugs after we stop at the mobil to get some head from our sister?

by hunter1988 August 9, 2009

miltf

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

see above

by *wanks cock* April 2, 2003

Milton-Freewater

1. A small town in northern Oregon. Although not as high in baby-making junior-high kiddies as some of Milton-Freewater's neighboring towns, the only recreational activities (aside from the swimming pool, golf course, and being stared down by hideous frog statues around the town) to do there is to get pregnant/get someone pregnant really young or get high (i.e marijuana or meth)...

2. When most of the residences in "M-F" move out of the town and claim to never come back, most all of them move back to further breeding and using drugs (i.e marijuana and/or meth). Thus making this town a soul-sucking shit-hole.

Let's go to Milton-Freewater and rot there as meth-addicts!

by Ambuga! July 7, 2008

Milton

A small town just South of Boston, which borders on Quincy, Dorchester, and Mattapan. As a “cut through” town from the city, Milton has little to offer. With some of the highest real estate taxes in the state, Milton decided to forgo the help of building a supermarket in town to lower taxes and instead built a third golf course. But really, who needs a supermarket when you can have Newcombs everyday? Known for its rich snobby attitude and elderly nosey residents, Milton youths have nothing better to do than drink. They will drink anywhere, usually the woods, the Q’s, the Dome, and the Crater. They will use ridiculous words like ytrap, knird, and zoob to throw off the adults as to what they are doing, even though their parents used backwards talk when they went to Milton High. Milton will beat Braintree ever year in football, and there will always be an Eastside and a Westside.

Teen: "Milton is so boring, there is nothing to do! Hey can you get your brother to get us some reebs so we can go to the emod and knird tonight?"

by Ytrap September 21, 2008

Milton, WI

Hometown of Malachi Heder. The small town is enclosed by a racetrack, where, every saturday, everyone gets together to watch the weekly NASCAR race. Notable locations: Heder Veterinary Hospital, the Heder Household, and the local Kwik Trip. Milton is also home to the Redbirds of Milton High School where they live by the motto "Do what is right, Do what is Milton-y."

Person 1: Lets go to Milton, WI for the weekend!
Person 2: Why?

by Mitchieboi April 13, 2010

miltf

(milltff) noun. abbreviation for 'mother I'd like to fuck'

Tom: Whoa dude! Check out that woman over there!
Tim: She's totally fine and all...but I think that those are her children.
Tom: So? Then she's a miltf for sure!
Tim: Want me to babysit?

by Nedd Ludd December 28, 2005