MILF

totally what my mom ISNT.

Shay's mom is the farthest thing from a MILF.

by ShayBayy August 18, 2008

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Milah

Usually tall and brunette. Always happy. Rarely sad. Shy. Beautiful. Amazing. Best friend anyone could ever have. Normally random and funny. 3-4-12 til forever. Super nice and sweet. Amazing. Anyone is lucky to have her. Normally singing and dancing. Cheerful. Usually loves Nicki Minaj. Love summer. Is loving to everyone. You can't live without her.

Hey see that girl over there dancing and singing? She must be a Milah.

by holyfluffball August 2, 2012

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MILF-E

Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday.

A woman so gorgeous that the 'hit it and quit it" mentality just isn't reasonable. Used mostly by love-struck males in the 18-25 range who have become enamored with an older woman.

Guy One: Dude, that woman is such a MILF.
Guy Two: Nah man, she's a MILF-E.
G1: Huh?
G2: Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday. She's a keeper- I'd treat her like a princess, always making passionate love to her, like a beautiful woman deserves.
G1: Grow a dick, man.
G2: Oh, I have one. And it'd be all hers, forever...

by RichardNixonRocks May 18, 2009

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milf hunter

An ugly goateed middle-aged asshole that fucks "milfs" on the internet even though he is probably older than all of them, for three reasons..

1. The chick they claim is 39 is really 19.

2. The guy is just fucking old.

3. And kind of fat.

How can the site be hot if the guy fucking the milfs is a grandpa that nobody wants to fuck.

Hey, i think i saw the milf hunter guy at the old folks home the other day!

by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004

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