Mcdonalds

the place you got to die of obesity.

Teacher-Over the next weeks you will make a 5 page essay...

Me-I'll stop at Mcdonalds on the way home.

by CupSouls November 17, 2017

mcdonalds

mcdonalds makes almost every body who goes there obese.

mcdonalds makes me fat

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

McDonalds

The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.

Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!

by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018

McDonalds

Fake Food in Cardboard boxes

McDonalds bud da BA BA I've gotta shit

by Rubberduck15 May 18, 2017

McDonalds

a worldwide fast food restaurant chain. they are most always conveniently located every few miles or so. very handy when going on humungous day long drives across the country.

unfortunately, while they are convenient they have very lacking sanitation. flies landing on food and shitting on it so you can eat diseased dog shit. cleaning 20 tables with one filthy rag.

ugh i think a piece of shit fell from the ceiling

by unusu-al February 8, 2004

McDonalds

a fast food restaurant that everyone on Urban Dictionary is determined to insult, rant about, and define into sand.

"Hey, Joe! C'mere and help me add to the fourteen pages of McDonalds definitions that are all basically the same!"
"Heck yes, Bob! I'm sure our definition will be so original!"

by LykOmgz July 30, 2005

McDonalds

A place where many Americans love to hang out. Even more than Taco Bell, it is America’s symbol. McDonalds is mainly known for its ice cream machine working twice a year. It’s to the point now that the same high schooler laughs when she says Sorry the ice cream machine isn’t working.

Damn it! McDonalds’s ice cream machine is broken again!

by hey vsauce michael here March 11, 2019