1. British slang for head, skull
2. A wild sweet cherry (Prunus avium) often used as grafting stock; a very hard wood
2. A wild sweet cherry (Prunus avium) often used as grafting stock; a very hard wood
Cassio told Montano he'd knock him over the mazzard if he didn't bacdafucup, but he kept fucking with him so Cassio knocked out his brains.
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occupation of Persia in the 9th CE.A devout Zoroasterian who fought against spread of islam in Persia.He is one the national heros of Persia.
He was eventually betrayed by his brother and captured by arab forces. He was imprisoned in Baghdad awaiting execution when he drank poison and ended his life, in order to avoid humiliation at the hands of the Caliph's executioners.
Mazyar or Mah-Izad-Yar means protected by the god of the moon.
occupation of Persia in the 9th CE.A devout Zoroasterian who fought against spread of islam in Persia.He is one the national heros of Persia.
He was eventually betrayed by his brother and captured by arab forces. He was imprisoned in Baghdad awaiting execution when he drank poison and ended his life, in order to avoid humiliation at the hands of the Caliph's executioners.
Mazyar or Mah-Izad-Yar means protected by the god of the moon.
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Went to the bronx zoo, murdered a panda; slighty punched it till it died.
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Went to the bronx zoo, murdered a panda; slighty punched it till it died.
D.O.M. - Deadmau5, Ovaltin, Muai Tai
ENERGY BEER!
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Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.
Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.
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