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Fitness Mafia

The fitness mafia are the ones who run the supplement industry and the fitness industry. They are the ones who sponsor you favorite juiced up bodybuilder. They are the ones who make videos on how to get abs and get "toned". There the ones convincing kids you can be at 5% bodyfat year round and still put on muscle.

Ronne coleman super mega,giga,tera, peta xploding preworkout doesn't really do anything special you say? You'll be getting a visit from the fitness mafia very soon for your negative comments.

All the preworkouts and protein powders are virtually the same thing? Watch your fucking back ,the fitness mafia now has a hit on you.

You said so called natural bodybuilders aren't natural, don't actually use any of the supplements they say they do and are on every steroid imaginable? Say your fucking prayers kid,your as good as dead.
Guy 1: Hey bro just got some Arnold Super Ronnie Coleman kai green "Super pump" Electric black lightning XPLODE preworkout!

Guy 2: You know that shit doesn't really do anything unique right? Its just a bunch of caffiene and creatine like all preworkouts.

Guy 1: Wow dude your an idiot, ronnie coleman and kai green take this,im gonna get big as fuck!

Guy 2: -sigh- Another victim of the fitness mafia lies.

Guy 1: whatever dude, i also got some giga max PUMP genetically modified ronnie coleman cum whey.

Guy 2: Fucking moron.
by Scooby1961 February 2, 2014
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mania

1.) Literally, a state of psychological and/or physiological hyperactivity, generally lasting a week or longer.

2.) In slang, an obsessive cluster of any particular subject. Not meant to be derogatory.

3.) A buzzword used in advertising, or customer service/relationships. Again, not meant to be derogatory.
1.) The bipolar boy was in a state of mania and couldn't sleep for five days straight.

2.) It's DDR mania at this convention!

3.) Our employees are to pratice customer mania.
by Nikkki November 23, 2004
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Maniac Mansion

Another meaning is basically the NES game. This was a classic, one of the best NES games around, with lots of hilarious humour and mind-melting puzzles. The game revolves around the story of a weird mansion where a crazy scientist and his loopy, roleplay lovin' nurse wife captures a dumb blonde cheerleader girl, and you have to play as her boyfriend and two of his friends to rescue her from the mansion.
Good fun, jam packed full of crazy scientists, senile, kinky elderly nurse bitches, radioactive purple slime, punk-rock music, exploding hamsters, dead cousins and wax fruit munchin', Pepsi gulpin' "tentacles".
by Ooh_Edna! May 16, 2004
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majiang

How the addictive tile game mahjong is spelled in pinyin and pronounced in Mandarin Chinese.
"Want to stay over at my place and play majiang all night?"
by Jimmy Hapa May 3, 2005
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Maniac Brawl

Mixing ants from two different colonies onto one ant mound. Usually done with a stick after destroying two mounds in close proximity.
Jeff just started a maniac brawl on the levee.
by Boz Scaggert November 4, 2006
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Mafia Syndrome

A condition characterized by an overwhelming sense of paranoia at having one's back exposed or unprotected; The person who sits in the back of the class, or the back of the restaurant, or in the corner, like a real creeper, who is afraid of spontaneous back stabbings by strangers or hit men; So named because of the old days where mafia members never sat at a place in a restaurant where they could be attacked or caught unawares by someone coming in the front door. It has since carried over to the modern day, where it isn't really necessary, (unless you live in a third world country or maybe Iraq or North Korea) but somehow still affects people in all walks of life.
Waitress: "Sir, will this table be alright?"

Creeper: "No... no, let me have that booth that's in the corner...and turn out the light over the table please. I normally eat in the dark."

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Waitress to Hostess: "Why didn't you warn me that creep has mafia syndrome?"
by Kivixalla May 23, 2010
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Mania Moment

term for when you mispell a word badly or barely, used mostly by people in the Cat Kirby's Corner Discord Server
"Man, I really want a 19 Dollat Fortnite Card"

"Mania Moment"

"Fuck"
by Antii_ July 9, 2021
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