mateusz

Polish way to describe a greasy virgin. Mateusz gets absolutely no bitches and never touched any women. Even his mom doesn’t love him.

- he’s such a mateusz

by clitisfake April 28, 2022

Mátús

Mátús is a handsome person who has friends who aren't wise and always make jokes about him because they are jealous of him. Matus also means handsome boy, the best in bed, kind and sometimes acts serious. If Mátús is used to name someone there is a 'Y' at the end of the name.

Omg he's so Mátúsy!

by The-Handsome-One1 April 29, 2019

mating mates

Australian for "fuck buddy".

B: "hey Yankee, wanna root?"
N: "like mating mates?"

B: "bonza"

by Yankee & Jelly Bean February 6, 2020

norman no-mates

A individual with no friends. That guy you see sitting at the pub all alone trying to start start a conversation with whoever will give him some attention.

Hey Bro last I saw old Norman no-mates at the bud and he kept trying to charity chat every person who walked up to order a drink

by Rob* June 24, 2014

nigel no mates

Someone who has no friends.

Kiwi/NZ slang version of "Nigel No Friends"

nigel no friends

"Oh look, there's Nigel No Mates sitting by himself again"

by kiwi9016 May 31, 2018

mateusz6768

mateusz6768 is a tech person with over 1k followers.he has a samsung galaxy y and sees how the apps performance on that Samsung.

you:try "app" on the Samsung galaxy y

Mateusz6768:ok

by floppa_tech July 18, 2022

matesurbating

Mutually masturbating a friend (mate)

Dude, did you hear? I walked in on Steve & Dave matesurbating

by neoDiggity August 3, 2010