monster massive

Commonly accepted as a rave, Monster Massive is a large Halloween dance festival that is completely legal and legitimate.
Costumes are encouraged.
Attendees are checked at the door for illegal substances, although many drugs are smuggled in.
Tickets are available from Ticketmaster, and it is not located in a deserted farm in the middle of the desert.
Monster Massive takes place at the LA Sports Arena.
Informed person: "Have you heard of monster massive?"
Misinformed person: "Isn't that a big crazy rave in LA?"
Informed person: "No, it's a Halloween dance festival that is a lot like a rave, but you can buy tickets at Ticketmaster, it's not in an obscure location out in the middle of nowhere, and drugs are not used/sold openly."
by Shani Lyric October 25, 2007
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a massive cunt

a word to describe ethan spencer
"mate ethan spencer is a massive cunt"
by lank123 September 10, 2017
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Uni Massive

a group of people who cant get enough of the uni 'fresher' lifestyle throughout every year of their course. A typical uni massive would go to the Student Union and stay till closing love to dress up in costumes, buy shots, and act like a dick head.
Uni Massive: WERE IN UNI.... WE LOVE SHOTTTTTTTTTTTTs...GOOOOOO UNI....

Non Uni Massive: look at them bunch of 'uni massive' nobs over there
by ihateunimassive January 20, 2011
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Massive Choons

"Choons" is the word "Tunes" in a British accent, to say a "choon" is "massive" means that you hold the song in high regard.
"Aye, these are some massive choons mate." Or, "Huuuge choon bruv."
by Choons October 23, 2017
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massive toilet

a massive loo, for a massive ass to sit on
omg wat a massive toilet over there
by conor fletcher May 22, 2009
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massive wang

by fatwang December 30, 2015
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massive breast

massive breast soo big that it makes that holder of the breasts can't stand up
boy 1 : i feel bad for her.
boy 2 : why?
boy 1 : because she has a massive breast
boy 2 :who cares i just want to squeeze them and sleep on them
by mfmjrd October 31, 2007
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