A proffessor or teacher who assigns a rather easy assignment, such as an Essay or even a Test, and attempts to compensate by marking terribly as to give out a low mark to said student who completed the assignment.
Zack: What did you write down when it asked for "Define Gene,"
Tim: IDK, Ms. K hates me so I am going to get a shit mark on that question anyway.
Zack: Yea she is SUCH a bitch marker.
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Fred: I love Ms. Hendren, despite our unsually hard test she marks it amazingly easy.
Tim: Wow, she is the opposite of a bitch marker.
Tim: IDK, Ms. K hates me so I am going to get a shit mark on that question anyway.
Zack: Yea she is SUCH a bitch marker.
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Fred: I love Ms. Hendren, despite our unsually hard test she marks it amazingly easy.
Tim: Wow, she is the opposite of a bitch marker.
by thecoolcanadian January 25, 2011

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
by Ericandofier March 27, 2024


Person 1: Hey! Did you see how that marker marked that one house?
Person 2: Yeah! It was nasty and it smelled.
Person 2: Yeah! It was nasty and it smelled.
by hi_imherenow September 29, 2022

by Lil Mucchi June 13, 2018

by wtf is a marker kid December 28, 2021

A marker in Find the Markers.
by BuddyMaddie July 5, 2022
