Marco

a really dumb guy he has absolutely no idea what's going on half of the time likes anime partially a weeb all of his friend treat him like trash ho doesn't take it seriously though cant get a girl for life and is really short and is usually either Mexican or Italian and try's to be funny and uses humor as a defense mechanism for his sadness
"ugh its Marco"
"why does Marco try so hard to be funny"
by mr.marco October 21, 2020
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Marco

Marco is a small angry elf who, do to the lack of room in his small body, releases all his built up anger through swears and screams. Marco often raises his eyebrows and doesn’t like to be wrong, and also has an obsession with biting and licking his lips at unsuspecting girls. Beware of Marco, he’s very unreliable and unpredictable.
Alex: “Bruv, have you seen Marco lately?”

Mia: “Yes, bruv, I have. He scares me. I think he has lice.”

Alex: :0

Mia: :0
by BeefyBruvvas January 14, 2020
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Marcos

A sad sad person who only sheds a single tear
After he was alone he shed a single Marcos tear
by Marcos420justdoit January 18, 2017
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Marcos

The extended americanized version of Marco because Marcos is not a beaner; a name.
Marcos never jumped out of the Rio Grande.
by Marcos Nuno August 23, 2006
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marco

by Intelligent Noob September 19, 2019
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Marco

A faggot that does not allow the playing of his minecraft server. Marco's intentions are to ruin your gameplay experience. In other words; he is a pretentious douchebag.
by Bomber152 September 25, 2011
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Marcoed

Cheating on your girlfriend in your house while she is asleep in your bed.
"Dude last night I marcoed this bitch so hard"
"I hope Katharine don't find out how I been marcoing hoes left and right."
by Foreskinz October 21, 2011
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