junk magnet

Slang term used to describe a hoarder who compulsively amasses a worthless shit heap.

There is no garbage that can escape the gravitational pull of that junk magnet!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2019

sausage magnet

Adrieanna from the Sapranos.

Frank: "I watched the Sapraons last night just to see Adreannia."

Ted: "WOW! Me too she is such a sausage magnet.

by pfc. snowball September 26, 2009

MagnetiX

1. Person with a big penis.
2. Electrically charged;sexually charged.

That person is a real MagnetiX!

My boyfriend has a magnetix!

by Dipset May 13, 2005

Magneto

was right

Magneto was right.

by megafest7 March 21, 2010

magnetic

Very attractive or charming, having to power to draw others to his/her/itself. Being able to exert an influence on the minds of others.

The exchange student had a magnetic personality even if she didn't speak fluent English.

When the guest spoke, the audience was drawn by her magnetic speech.

Student 1: Yo, why is this girl so magnetic?
Student 2: She's got a sexy accent and can talk anyone into doing anything

by world citizen May 10, 2008

bologna magnet

term used to describe faggots

Quit being such a faggot.

Go back to your glory hole, you bologna magnet.

Your breath smells like dick and poop, you bologna magnet.

by Safe word: Whiskey May 16, 2009

Bed Magnet

A non-existent force of nature omitted by comfortable mattresses, making you unable to get out of the bed.

"Aw man, it's 6:30. Better get up for work. Oh no! The accursed bed magnet has been activated!"
*falls back asleep*

by Wubmiester January 6, 2013