Matt-Lynch

someone who is extremely intellectual and manly beyond belief commanding the respect of many individuals

guy 1 - dude he's so Matt-Lynch
guy 2 - lets back up a little

by klangrob August 16, 2011

Chris Lynch

someone who drinks to much, vomits on himself then shits his own bathtub.

Commonly used as a put down
'Tim' awwww man i was so drunk last night
'Jake' did you Chris Lynch the tub

by random_stranger October 16, 2008

kirsten lynch

The thickest human being ever. She is from croton and she is the Beyoncé or thickness.

Her ass is huge... it’s soooo Kirsten lynch

by Thatthickbitch May 29, 2019

Callum Lynch

Callum is the biggest simp known to man and is a pro feminist. He is the son of the simp god and can only be stopped by, L.M, J.C, T.P.

Callum Lynch is the son of the simp god and is being tracked down for his war crimes in Cuba.

by BigmemeboiJC March 29, 2020

Riley Lynch

Riley Lynch is one of the sweetest girls ever to exist and she's drop dead gorgeous if you've never met a riley lynch you will never know how amazing they are. they are majorly underestimated and one of the smartest people over. her smile lights up the room

Person A:is that a angel over there!
Person B: no that's riley lynch

by takitakiayay April 18, 2019

Lynch fingers

Someone who anything they touch is utterly f**ked.

“Who fucked the catadyne?” “It was f**cking lynch fingers that propane headed fuck.”

by Jimbo10101 April 8, 2022

Matt-Lynch

someone who spends far to long on their hair and worried about what they look like to much, sometimes described as metrosexual, they are the downfall of old school men

hey look at them lads, blatent matt-lynch's

by Chris "king shoey" Johnson October 17, 2008