Lumpy Legs

Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.

** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!

by chris martin <3 February 20, 2009

Lumpy Garfields

Lady with Genital Warts

You went with Jennifer? Man, I heard she has a case of the Lumpy Garfields

by sittinherebored November 24, 2021

Lumpy Head

A disease that you catch from having sexual interactions with a Phish Phan

Last night I slept with this phish phan and woke with a Lumpy Head

by Birdryder February 22, 2024

Lumpy Punany

A crotch that one initially thought was a vagina but turns out to be a penis.

Yo, bro, I was making out with someone I met at a bar, and I reached down and found out that she was a he. I was shocked to feel her lumpy punany.

by Larry from Kansas January 30, 2012

Lumpy side hoe

A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.

Wow did you see that lumpy side hoe? Shes almost 30 and needs to grow up already!!

by Calmdownbitch July 14, 2017

Shwumpy-lumpy

Alternate wording for the male genitalia.

Dang, dude, she really wanted that shwumpy-lumpy last night.

by Izibella January 14, 2023

Lumpy

Extremely lazy; when you don’t want to get out of bed all day.

I’m feeling extremely lumpy today.

My gf is so lumpy; she never wants to do anything but be in bed all day.

by Tooginger December 18, 2021