loosey poosey

1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity

Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.

by SexEdTeacher July 7, 2009

loose pussy

A vagina that is used and abused and provides next to no pleasure for the average man.

damn, that was some loose pussy dude. I got a fucking fist in that shit.

by 666 September 7, 2003

looser

Maybe the most common loserish misspelling of loser.

Me: Loosers are losers.

by Stiffmeister December 11, 2005

low and loose

A circumcision in which the scar is close to the glans and little skin is excised

His circumcision is so low and loose you'd think he wasn't circumcised at all.

by urbanboi April 23, 2009

get loose

(Mostly phrased to women)To tell a person to go wild,crazy and to do anthing....and that means anything!

"Like dem girls on dat Tip Drill video"... "Let me see you get loose!!!"

-T.I.feat. Nelly
Get Loose

by Kevin Jones January 27, 2005

looser

Idiotic way of spelling "loser". Most often used by teens and adults with no more than a 2nd grade grammar level.

Guy 1: OMG! Todd is such a looser!

Guy 2: I told myself I was going to do this do the next person I saw spelling the word "loser" like that; so now I am going to set your house on fire. You brought this upon yourself.

by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

loose meat sandwich

With a group of 4 of more, select the person with the largest ass to serve as the sandwich bun. Then, layer as many flaccid penises between the cheeks as will fit to create the loose meat sandwich. For flavor, drizzle the sandwich with secret sauce. Hint: The secret sauce is jizz.

Whenever I'm in Iowa, I like to indulge in a giant loose meat sandwich, preferably with secret sauce.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018