Leaky anus syndrome (LAS) is a disorder in which bodily fluids involuntarily escape through the anus. The sufferer is generally in discomfort and releases a terrible smell. A relatively common form of LAS is lagranus.
Tabitha--that girl that works on floor 82--has leaky anus syndrome and everyone runs away when they see her and her anal handkerchief coming. The path which she takes stinks for a few hours after she passes or until someone sprays air freshener!
by tkanizzdizzwizz November 23, 2011
N- A leaky lil Goat is formed by placing your cock and balls between your legs(ie: Fruitbasket)bending over and urinating.
Origin: A CSU Pueblo hippy tree-hugger term derived from a hippy tree hugger song written by a hippy tree-hugger.
Syn: Juicy fruit basket
Origin: A CSU Pueblo hippy tree-hugger term derived from a hippy tree hugger song written by a hippy tree-hugger.
Syn: Juicy fruit basket
Two fellas rock climbing
fella 1: Hey its not suposed to rain today.
fella 2: (looks up)That ain't rain, Its Greg's Leaky Lil Goat. You fucking MeatGazer.
fella 1: Hey its not suposed to rain today.
fella 2: (looks up)That ain't rain, Its Greg's Leaky Lil Goat. You fucking MeatGazer.
by Hippy tree huggers Brother October 16, 2006
No matter how long you shake your wiener after taking a pee you still end up with a few drops on your boxers.
I just took a pee and shook my wiener for like 5 minutes and I still got a little on my boxers. I definatly have leaky wiener syndrome
by stevendorf May 02, 2008
Like an alaskan pipeline - only one uses the frozen shitsicle to masturbate with, after poking holes into it so that as they approach orgasm - an increasingly thick layer of feces melts out of the condom onto their hands/nether regions
Yo man - did you see that video Shirley posted of her giving herself a leaky alaskan pipeline? SHIT WAS SO CASH!
by realtimecrease August 20, 2022
by mmmmmeeell August 22, 2009
A disgusting sexual maneuver that consists of ejaculating inside of a girl's anus after she eats a spicy food. Because of the spicy food, she will likely have gas. She then farts, causing the semen to ooze out of her anus like a leaky pipe.
by Swanson McJohnson April 15, 2009
A dangerous situation in which a fart has to come out but the likelihood of an accidental pants shattin because of the trots is to great.
X-"Damn this gas is making me feel horrible."
Z- " Better out then in, let it go."
X- "I can't, if I push this out I will get a leaky balloon knot.
Z- " Better out then in, let it go."
X- "I can't, if I push this out I will get a leaky balloon knot.
by gimpfeet August 26, 2009