light the lavender

v.

1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.

2. To engage in max relaxin'.

It's only February 7th and I've lit the lavender two times already this month. D^:

Shark week. Time to light the lavender.

by stephamie March 15, 2012

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Lavender Baby

A child concieved in a lavender marriage. In which, at least one of the spouses was homosexual. This is usually to make others think that the spouse(s) are completly heterosexual.

Tommy- "My parents are gay"
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."

by danibanana31 October 11, 2011

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Lavender city

Lavender city is a mediocre MCR rip-off with a pedophilic lead singer who can't keep his hands to himself

Yo dude you ever heard of lavender city?

I wish I hadn't...

by Fuckyousethgrimard November 12, 2023

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lavender phaze

If you are only in a relationship with expectation of money/gifts or other perks. And you would not be with them if they weren't spending money on you. You definitely aren't in the lavender haze of true love, but in a lavender phaze of dishonest,corrupt, and despicable intentions concerning the heart.

She will probably dump him after two more trips to Florida and a set of veneers! She is in her lavender phaze!

I feel a lavender phaze coming on every time he takes me out! Cha-ching!!!

by Michele Wordjuicer April 29, 2023

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