later gator

Goodbye. Short for "See you later, alligator". In-the-know people will respond with an "after a while, crocodile."

Him: "Well, I'm outta here. Have a nice evening."

Her: "Later, gator."

by erin® November 26, 2003

Laser Flip

The skateboarding trick most people identify as a "Wtf just happened."

360 shuv + heelflip + rofl = laser flip

by skatecow February 21, 2009

lasering the target

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.

Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."

by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012

Hoe Lantern

A hoe lantern is the hoe of all hoes. This hoe leads all other hoes with the light of a hundred candles.

A hoe lantern is someone who sleeps with your husband in your bed and then dabs on a little of your perfume on the way out.

A hoe lantern is the destroyer of innocence; she teaches young children to be hoe-like breeding a whole new generation of hoes.

A hoe lantern will run you over with her car and then pick up your boyfriend at the funeral.

Hoe lanterns... just the worst.

by np:) April 6, 2010

Whop Lashers

Large boobs in a bra that is too small for them.

Check out the Whop Lashers on that girl..... or....
Whop them Lashers out

by Dick Fingers August 28, 2010

Skeet you later

expression to bid farewell. Also said to girlfriends post fellatio.

To friend, "Skeet you later!" Then leaves

by The Red Hat Kid August 30, 2006

Premature Space-U-Later

Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too early. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one more day and he could have known what to do to qualify. Well played FAA. Savage af.

Being a premature space-u-later caused Jeff Bezos his space wings and the right to call himself a astronaut.

by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021