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laptop dance

Watching a strip tease on ones laptop while you place your laptop on your lap to try to imitate a lap dance.
Dude a had a major boner this morning using my laptop to get a laptop dance.
by mrdollabill4life March 22, 2009
mugGet the laptop dancemug.

Scaffolders Laptop

Scaffolders Laptop = Fruit Machine, Diddler or any kind of gaming machine found in bars that will ultimately lose you money but seems to attract people nevertheless especially from the laboring trades.
"Man, I cant believe Numnuts over there just won £20 on that scaffolders laptop, I've been diddling it for over an hour!!"

"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""

"Ahhhh....."
by Quickerwit October 6, 2011
mugGet the Scaffolders Laptopmug.

Laptop african

refers to an african with no laptop
There was an African boy waiting for his donation to get his so called “600 bucks” as a laptop african.
by r1xelf August 26, 2022
mugGet the Laptop africanmug.

laptop legs

The feeling you get when your laptop feels like it's melting into your legs..
Dude I've got laptop legs right now.
by 337G March 24, 2011
mugGet the laptop legsmug.

Laptop Gamer

Doesn’t go outside and never touches grass, not only that but showers don’t exist same with deodorant and are most likely really skinny
Oh bro your room smells like armpit I bet your a laptop gamer and your name is estin
mugGet the Laptop Gamermug.

Laptop kid

Some retard who uses a laptop cause he can't write properly. He usually carries it in a briefcase. His name is usually Louis Elcombe.
His name is Louis Elcombe and he's got a laptop he must be a Laptop kid what a retard!
by Patrick Roy______ May 3, 2019
mugGet the Laptop kidmug.

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