Watching a strip tease on ones laptop while you place your laptop on your lap to try to imitate a lap dance.
by mrdollabill4life November 07, 2008
Scaffolders Laptop = Fruit Machine, Diddler or any kind of gaming machine found in bars that will ultimately lose you money but seems to attract people nevertheless especially from the laboring trades.
"Man, I cant believe Numnuts over there just won £20 on that scaffolders laptop, I've been diddling it for over an hour!!"
"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""
"Ahhhh....."
"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""
"Ahhhh....."
by Quickerwit October 07, 2011
Doesn’t go outside and never touches grass, not only that but showers don’t exist same with deodorant and are most likely really skinny
by Someonewhoactuallytouchesgrass August 05, 2022
There was an African boy waiting for his donation to get his so called “600 bucks” as a laptop african.
by r1xelf August 26, 2022
That’s me! A charming adventurer, full of artistic talent. Very capable. Always ready to explore and experience new things.
Friends of mine:
Cactus with a book
Cactus with a soccer ball
Cactus with a pencil
Friends of mine:
Cactus with a book
Cactus with a soccer ball
Cactus with a pencil
by A Cactus with A laptop April 21, 2023
Some retard who uses a laptop cause he can't write properly. He usually carries it in a briefcase. His name is usually Louis Elcombe.
by Patrick Roy______ May 03, 2019