Watching a strip tease on ones laptop while you place your laptop on your lap to try to imitate a lap dance.
by mrdollabill4life March 22, 2009

Scaffolders Laptop = Fruit Machine, Diddler or any kind of gaming machine found in bars that will ultimately lose you money but seems to attract people nevertheless especially from the laboring trades.
"Man, I cant believe Numnuts over there just won £20 on that scaffolders laptop, I've been diddling it for over an hour!!"
"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""
"Ahhhh....."
"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""
"Ahhhh....."
by Quickerwit October 6, 2011

There was an African boy waiting for his donation to get his so called “600 bucks” as a laptop african.
by r1xelf August 26, 2022

by 337G March 24, 2011

Doesn’t go outside and never touches grass, not only that but showers don’t exist same with deodorant and are most likely really skinny
by Someonewhoactuallytouchesgrass August 5, 2022

Some retard who uses a laptop cause he can't write properly. He usually carries it in a briefcase. His name is usually Louis Elcombe.
by Patrick Roy______ May 3, 2019
