lapse

Iz like when yuz pass up on a chance to holla at a biatch

"Yo son how yuz gone lapse on shorty like dat??? She was feelin you dawg!!!!!!!!"

by rxsteven & nastyness October 15, 2003

lapsack

Man's precious jewels

Man, when i was a kid and sat on Santa's lapsack, it always felt like he was sporting wood.

by roofdiddla July 19, 2011

Lapse Potential

The amount of time a game (mainly a video game) can be played before you get bored and stop playing it.

Bill-Oh man dude I played CoD6 from 11 pm to 7 am the day after it came out.. what a fun game it was!

Jeff-Yeah, too bad the lapse potential now is about 10 minutes because you're basically doing the same boring shit over and over again for no reason while playing with a bunch of 10 year olds talking in high voices..

by Aristotles59 January 24, 2010

Lapsed Nerd

A nerd now trying to make his social stand, by becoming a genius slacker. Usually has low self-esteem and is on the course of becoming a Geek. Might very well be fucking himself up further down the road.

"Well, shit, I'm stayin' in AP with an F, so I dunno, man." - Common phrase for a lapsed nerd.

by EchKay-fohrseecksteen April 12, 2012

lapse

It's a way of boys to say "I like cock"

Girl: Want to have sex with me?
Boy: Oh, sorry I'm lapse.

by lfdc November 19, 2016

lapsing

Covertly typing on your phone on your lap under a table or desk during a meeting.

They were lapsing through the whole meeting.... how rude!

by lapsinator October 1, 2017

Lapsadaisical

Lacking enthusiasm and energy whilst also making severe lapses of judgement.

‘Steve was very lapsadaisical at work today. He was slow and sluggish and he allowed Michael Jackson to be captain of the boys’ swimming team.

by jack wolfman March 29, 2019