lap band

A laparoscopic adjustable gastric band, commonly called a Lap-Band, A Band, or LAGB, is an inflatable silicone device placed around the top portion of the stomach to treat obesity, intended to slow consumption of food and thus the amount of food consumed.

He is really fat, but he is going to have a lap band.

by Sherlock2389 January 14, 2014

Lap-ricots

n. A scrotum with a short-haired texture similar to an apricot. Easily achieved with a common electric razor.

(the late) LISA "LEFT-EYE" LOPES: "Sinbad, these peaches you bought are divine."

SINBAD: "Oh yeah? Why don't you try sucking on one of my lap-ricots."

by MarrellDonti October 13, 2011

Lap Slapper

When you rip a loud fart in somebodies lap

Bryce sat on my lap and gave me a good lap slapper

by Heavy_D71 September 17, 2012

victory lap

When masturbating, the few extra jerks you take after orgasm.

He jerked til he came, but kept going for a victory lap.

by Airplane86 December 30, 2009

frat lap

to walk about and survey the area in which you are at, for people you know or want to know

to take a frat lap around a bar

let's make a frat lap and we will be back

by hazzard222 January 19, 2009

Hot Laps

When skiing or snowboarding, taking "hot laps" in the park involves flowing through the park quickly without stopping, riding right to the lift, and repeating. you can get much more park in this way. and its hella fun.

Well hurry up, cause were takin hot laps!

by bordr17 February 19, 2011

lap dance

An erotic dance that a female performs while straddling the lap of another person(typically male).

My husband enjoys watching me give his friends lap dances.

by Belinda November 5, 2004