laptop hippies

People usually rich who prefer to be dirty smelly hippies but embrace and have a solid grasp of technology.

Look at all of those laptop hippies under the tree updating their blog in between games of hacky sack.

by Fitz78 November 28, 2007

laptop dj

1. A DJ that uses a laptop to perform and mix music with the assistance of midi controllers, CD or vinyl turntables with timecode.
2. A DJ who cannot mix without pressing sync.
3. A kid in his early teens who buys a numark mixtrack and tells all his friends he's a "super cool dj" when he cannot mix at all.

S3rl - Press Play Walk Away:

Press play, walk away
I'm your laptop DJ
I don't know how to mix
So I just click on sync

by theo880 November 11, 2013

laptop

A 21st Century Boom Box

Yo' I just pissed off everyone on that train by walking in with "Move Along" playing on my laptop

by Dan the n00b slayer November 20, 2006

Laptopping

Laptopping is where you sit on someone's lap until they become uncomfortably warm.

Jim: Dude, I was laptopping Pam last night.
Henry: How hot did she get?
Jim: Very

by littlernermaid October 17, 2013

dutch laptop

When you fart with a laptop on your lap, thus trapping the aroma until the laptop is moved.

Dad: Hey son take a look at this website

Son: Sure, uh OMG what the hell is that smell?

Dad: Oh, sorry son, I had a dutch laptop going

by chiguy61 December 11, 2010

laptop poop

The act of sitting on the toilet to empty your bowels, while using a laptop.

Screen name 1: dude what are you up to right now?
Screen name 2: taking a laptop poop
Screen name 1: really? me too lmao

by Laptop pooper February 11, 2010

Laptopping

The art of a group of recently tubed athletes spending a day in the vacinity of each other but communicating through laptops. Laptopping can only be done by a minimum of 2 persons. Popular laptopping activites include facebooking, msning and stick cricket offs.

I cant move, breath, speak and don't want to see outside. Do you fancy spending the afternoon laptopping?

by Captain timelord the don June 16, 2007