The lamper is a delicate process in which you remove the lampshade from a lamp, turn it on, and shove it up your partners ass. You then proceed to electrify your dick or pussy and make your lover perform oral on you as you watch them writhe with the electricity pulsing through them
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Jane: Hey what are you planning on doing tonight?
Joe: I don't know, there's really not much going on. I'll probably just be straight lampin' all night.
Jane: Sick
Joe: I don't know, there's really not much going on. I'll probably just be straight lampin' all night.
Jane: Sick
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Get the lampa mug.When someone shoves a hot lava lamp up someone ass and they like it. Commonly used by two fags Usually one Jewish and one a white prick, but both rich and republicans
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You see, it first started back in the 60's when the US government was developing a new prototype mind control device. They finished it, and it ended up looking like a rocketship filled with water and oil. Rather cheap design for a mind control device. Anyway, they distributed it amongst local normal teenagers, along with a drug called LSD. They gave the teens LSD, and advised them to stare at the "lava lamp" The result was the kids immediately wanting to be peaceful and rebelling against the government. This created a huge wave of protesting minions called "hippies," see, hippies. Finally, when the government's army was complete, they waited to give the signal in 1967 for all the minions to gather and do LSD together, and wipe out all their brains, and create a huge army of minion zombies to send into the Vietnam war. The government's code name for this act was the "Summer of Love." Unfortunately, the government's plan backfired, and all the hippies revolted, raising their lava lamps into the air, and marched and protested going to war. The government still today denies that they had anything to do with the invention of the lava lamp or LSD.
You see, it first started back in the 60's when the US government was developing a new prototype mind control device. They finished it, and it ended up looking like a rocketship filled with water and oil. Rather cheap design for a mind control device. Anyway, they distributed it amongst local normal teenagers, along with a drug called LSD. They gave the teens LSD, and advised them to stare at the "lava lamp" The result was the kids immediately wanting to be peaceful and rebelling against the government. This created a huge wave of protesting minions called "hippies," see, hippies. Finally, when the government's army was complete, they waited to give the signal in 1967 for all the minions to gather and do LSD together, and wipe out all their brains, and create a huge army of minion zombies to send into the Vietnam war. The government's code name for this act was the "Summer of Love." Unfortunately, the government's plan backfired, and all the hippies revolted, raising their lava lamps into the air, and marched and protested going to war. The government still today denies that they had anything to do with the invention of the lava lamp or LSD.
Government: Here kids take this lava lamp, and this acid.
Kids: Ok man, sure.
Government: YES YES!!! MUAHAAHAH NOW MY PLAN IS COMPLETE!!
Kids: WOA, this is cool!!!! I see flowers... and beads.... and flowers... and woa that lava lamp is cool.
Kids: Ok man, sure.
Government: YES YES!!! MUAHAAHAH NOW MY PLAN IS COMPLETE!!
Kids: WOA, this is cool!!!! I see flowers... and beads.... and flowers... and woa that lava lamp is cool.
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Is featured in the book "Of Mice And Men" by J. Steinbeck
Is featured in the book "Of Mice And Men" by J. Steinbeck
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